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When the shower curtain attaches itself to your leg during a shower
Damn, I got curtain humped the entire time I was in the shower this morning. I hate getting taken advantage of like that!
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When you cum on a girl's fringe, and let it dry up, thus creating an iron curtain.
1: dude I totally gave your mum an iron curtain last night
2: not cool, dude
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This is an act done by a desperate traveling salesman who's been on the road a little too long. How it works. First, get in the shower and start lathering up. Next, take shampoo, not conditioner as it doesn't work so well, and make a fold in the shower curtain. Instantly, a soapy substitute pussy appears before your swolen third leg. Insert and jack until your heart's content.
Yo Ty, why you limpin'? Did you fall in the tub while trying to do a curtain pull?
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When a male doesn't wipe his arse properly after pooping . When he parts his bum cheeks you see shit caked in his arse hair aka brown curtains
I ran out of toilet paper while wiping now I have some nasty arse brown curtains
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Cum towel for the shower.
Time to take another shower. Luckily I have my shower curtain that never moves from the shower for when I masturbate in there.
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The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s meat curtain can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!
2.I love rolling my wife’s meat curtain around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!
3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their meat curtain stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
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Having anal with a colored women, slam it in hard and pull out quick, fecal matter oozes out onto her pubes causing her to have hershey curtains
Damn bro, I fucked her in the ass so hard she got hershey curtains!
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