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1) the phrase lazy trolls use when they have nothing to say in response
2) a phrase used when a post REALLY IS long, pointless, and repetitive, and should barely be read... but most of the time people do anyway
3) a lie
ex. 1:
Person A: -long post about how furries aren't bad people- and that is why furries aren't bad people...
Person B: tl;dr
Person A: troll...
ex. 2:
Person C: -long, overly repetitive post, by a furry (the bad kind)- AND THAT'S WHY FURRIES ARE TEH AWESHUMNESS, AND YOU ARE GUILTY OF FURSECUTION
Person D: tl;dr, dude I never even insulted you guys in the first place
Person C: -rages-
((i have nothing against furries))
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When you're too poor to see a real doctor or don't fully trust your doctor, and conduct a web search to diagnose medical symptoms and their possible cures.
I don't need to go see a doctor. I've already consulted Dr. Google and it turns out I have Peyronie's Disease. Got to get me some Vitamin E!
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Too long; Didnt Read.
In addition to being used by lazy forum readers, tl;dr can be used by forum posters to give a brief version of their long-winded post!
Guy: (long post blah blah blah)
Guy: tl;dr version: I'm gonna an hero
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The prolific lexical genius who has contributed more than 1,600 words and phrases to Urban Dictionary since 2017.
I have begun many a day perusing the inspired volume of entries Dr Bunnygirl has gifted to the world via Urban Dictionary.
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A mysterious person that no one knows anything about, except that he's helping the band Crotchduster with their next album.
We hope that you enjoyed this
Crotchduster album
We hope that you like singing along
Right now we're really busy
Working on the next one
This time with help from Dr. Bronze!
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A tasty blend of Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb mixed with Slice made by PepsiCo until discontinued in early 2006 and replaced by Cheerwine. Dr. Slice had the magical effect of producing an unbreakable smile after 60 oz. and anal urination after 80 oz. Dr. Slice had a seemingly unconquerable limit of consumtion of 100 oz. in 1 hour, which was later found to be false by the biggest and strongest men: Mark and Kyle.
I've been to a lot of doctors, but only one doctor has made it possible for me to piss out of my butt: Dr. Slice!
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