A big, loud, brash, All-Amurican douche. A beer-swilling, V8 Hemi of a douche.
He's not just a tool; he's a tool shed.
He's Home Depot.
HE'S TIM FUCKING ALLEN.
Obnoxious, drunk, stupid and always wearing the tell-tale rainbow shades and camo.
What happened to you last night?
We went and partied in a fucking cornfield with a bunch retarded hicks, and there was this one fat diesel-powered thunderdouche who kept trying to fight people when he was blackout drunk!
Holy shit, let's never party with inbred mouthbreathers again!
Agreed!
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The Dirty Diesel Pump is the Dirtiest of them all. It consists of a man and a woman. The woman sits down on our face and you gently massage her clit with your tounge and as she is having an orgasm and spews her juices all down your lips she farts excessively right down your nostrils.
Hey douge, Yea Johny, I just got a dirty diesel pump, Man that's sick. Was it the same hooker from before. NO it was that other hefer down on main st.
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An Irish saying meaning that everything is alrite now!
"Here big lad did ya get that car going?"
"Aye I did!"
"Now your sucking Diesel!!"
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the act of putting the diesel smack on someone when they are out of line or just plain annoying; Originating from midwestern foundation, from Reitzel descent.
"Teehee, I'm on varsity!"
"Oh yeah...dieselsmack...biatch!"
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A term for one who is drugged out of their mind; on a completely different level of reality.
(Walter rambles on about some way off topic bullshit)
Kevin says to Mike: "We got that dieseled ass nigga.."
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A very, very masculine looking lesbian, usually with a short haircut and either very fat or very muscular. The opposite of a Lipstick Lesbian
Dude! That Mike Ditka Diesel Dyke bitch looked at you like she was about to kick your ass!
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It's the best head in the word.
Damn dog that bitch gave me that low down skully diesel last night
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