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Diesel-powered thunderdouche

A big, loud, brash, All-Amurican douche. A beer-swilling, V8 Hemi of a douche.

He's not just a tool; he's a tool shed.

He's Home Depot.

HE'S TIM FUCKING ALLEN.

Obnoxious, drunk, stupid and always wearing the tell-tale rainbow shades and camo.

What happened to you last night?

We went and partied in a fucking cornfield with a bunch retarded hicks, and there was this one fat diesel-powered thunderdouche who kept trying to fight people when he was blackout drunk!

Holy shit, let's never party with inbred mouthbreathers again!

Agreed!

by leftshoe January 10, 2014

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirty Diesel Pump

The Dirty Diesel Pump is the Dirtiest of them all. It consists of a man and a woman. The woman sits down on our face and you gently massage her clit with your tounge and as she is having an orgasm and spews her juices all down your lips she farts excessively right down your nostrils.

Hey douge, Yea Johny, I just got a dirty diesel pump, Man that's sick. Was it the same hooker from before. NO it was that other hefer down on main st.

by Barnshoeduck November 24, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Now your sucking diesel

An Irish saying meaning that everything is alrite now!

"Here big lad did ya get that car going?"

"Aye I did!"

"Now your sucking Diesel!!"

by Hen D August 16, 2006

60๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Diesel-smack...biatch!

the act of putting the diesel smack on someone when they are out of line or just plain annoying; Originating from midwestern foundation, from Reitzel descent.

"Teehee, I'm on varsity!"
"Oh yeah...dieselsmack...biatch!"

by Cha Cha Scalliwag December 10, 2004

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


dieseled ass nigga

A term for one who is drugged out of their mind; on a completely different level of reality.

(Walter rambles on about some way off topic bullshit)
Kevin says to Mike: "We got that dieseled ass nigga.."

by Kkapkush March 7, 2011

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Mike Ditka Diesel Dyke

A very, very masculine looking lesbian, usually with a short haircut and either very fat or very muscular. The opposite of a Lipstick Lesbian

Dude! That Mike Ditka Diesel Dyke bitch looked at you like she was about to kick your ass!

by IanChristian October 30, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Low down skully diesel

It's the best head in the word.

Damn dog that bitch gave me that low down skully diesel last night

by Ry-Dro June 23, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž