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In the ocean of life, I am the captain of a wrecking ball. Fucking shit up on my terms and never making excuses, pointing fingers, or playing the victim. Life on my terms.
Guy #1: hey man how’s it going, been a while how’s life treating you?
Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive
To ostritch dive, one needs to consider the complexity of such a maneuver. First aquire lubricants and various oils. Secondly, aquire flexible female reproductive organs (grandmothers recommended). Then proceed by inserting lubricated head slowly but firmly into the females front bottom.
"Yo Dave! You get with Becky last night?"
"Yea man! She even let me Ostrich dive her!!"
When you sneak out of a class or any place you are not suppose to leave without permission.
I wanted to go home so i did a detective dive out of math
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We were just walking past the fire escape when me and Chewit did a detective dive out of schoool
Swimming naked after dark usually in a natural body of water. Aka skinny dipping
We went moonshine diving in the lake last night.
The act of booping a beehive and running away. Similar to "ding dong ditch" but with bees.
Hey, do you want to go hive and dive to fuck with the bees?
Jumping in mid-air over (usually) a body of water and striking a leisurely pose as if, say, laying on the beach reading a book.
John's leisure dive of him in a full tux with a martini glass over the pool was epic.
It is where a wet willy is given to the anal opening.
Your cousin would not behave after I gave her a wet willy, so I had to attack her with the thumb dive.