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A Motor Dork is the loud mouth craft beer guy. He is new to the scene fresh with a cicerone certification and he won't shut up about how much he knows. He is clearly compensating for a little cock and low intelligence level. He should have been a hack lawyer.
Man, I wish that Motor Dork would should up so I can enjoy my beer.
Noun. A geek’s favorite tool. Whenever a geek fixes something he uses a dork wrench.
Geek: pass that dork wrench. Friend: The what?
Geek: the dork wrench. Aka my favorite tool
Complete and utter trash
Person 1: Did you know dork said cinnamon toast crunch is better than krave
Person 2: Doesnt Matter because that's Dork's Opinion, its completely useless
When a group of unattractive dorks trap and surround one really hot girl. Each dork will try to look cool by posing or trying to talk cool because they know they have no real shot at getting her.
David: Did you ask that girl out?
Kyle: No, she was trapped in a dork circle, the last thing she wanted was another guy trying to make advances on her.
tiny earphones which hang in your ears
Helen is wearing her dork corks so she won't hear that truck which is about to run over her.
When someone firing a gun fails to control the recoil and has the scope hit them in the face. Also known as scope eye, scope bite, or eye ring.
"You'll get a dork stamp if you aren't ready for the recoil."
A deweeb that’s totally unaware of how out of touch he is with his surroundings.
That diddle dork just said “looking at a pretty girl always gives me a stiff pecker”