Dunk Tank

Being in an elevator when someone pisses themselves. Pissing your own pants in an elevator.

Dude, Corinne was so drunk last night she pissed herself in the elevator on the way up to her apartment. It smelled like I was in a dunk tank.

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clam dunk

The telltale impact sound created the moment a gaping vagina is skewered by hastily inserted man meat. The queef before the queef.

Roommate 1: "Did Becky get a salad last night at Chili's."
Roommate 2: "Dunno, but for dessert she brought Danny home for a clam dunk; I heard it through the wall even before her shoes hit the ground, yo!"

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Slam dunk

a complete fabrication, lie, falsehood, misstatement of facts, perjury

George Tenet told Congress that it was a "slam dunk" certainty that Saddam had weapons, because technically slam dunk doesn't mean anything when applied to a true/false statement. (Also see Perjury)

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funk a dunk

the odor of the presence of something or someone who smells like funk.

"oh carrie did you wash your bush today? you be all smellin like straight up funk a dunk!"

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sky-dunk

while having sex, have the girl spread her legs open facing up. Climb to a high place and jump off and land in her vagina.

Last night was crazy, the crazy bitch let me sky-dunk her. I almost broke her vagina.

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The Slam Dunk

when you’re having sex with someone and right as you’re about to cum, you pull out and release into your hand. you then take that hand and smack your partner on the stomach, nutin hand.

Only real relationships have performed The Slam Dunk.

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chunky dunking

like skinny dipping but for fat people

husband: wanna go skinny dipping tonight?,

wife(after 3 kids): I'm to fat for that, how about chunky dunking?

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