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When you have to take a shit after playing Call of Duty due to the adreneline spike. Similar to a coke shit.
There is nothing better than taking a Call of Duty shit after a long play session.
A game that stands for “Call Of Duty Hack-Zone” because they need a better anti-cheat
Me: you wanna play some Call Of Duty Warzone?
Friend: No, all people do is hack on that game, it should be called “Hack-Zone”
A large heavy-set person who is big and thick all over or a fat person who has a big butt.
You better put away those folding chairs and bring in the sofa. Why? Stan is coming over to have dinner and you know how gigantic he is, he's got a heavy duty booty and those folding chairs won't survive. big butt, big booty, heavy-set, fat, overweight, badonkadonk, twerking, big ass
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a game that always fucks you over what was once fun is now shit cause the maps get very old after a while. the only way to have fun in cod 4 is when you block doors another fun move is in District in the house that has that room with a stair way next to it that leads to nothing stand in the doorway in that room and your team will keep spawning in there as someone menchend in halo 3 you get killed by five year olds in cod 4 you get killed by 12 year olds that spam grenades that your guy can throw over 2 buildings bounce 300 ft then blow up right next to you
AFFLICT: wow thats gay
Project_74: what happend?
AFFLICT: i was hit by my own grenade that bounced of 50 things and just happend to land right next to me the physics in this game sucks
Project_74: holy fucking shit i was just killed from behind a fucking brick wall and the guy who killed me was spamming a m16 while spinning in circles
AFFLICT: thats stupid fuck cod 5 and Call of Duty 4 lets get LBP and the new Lord of the Rings game!
Project_74:HURRAY!
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a good and higly addicting game and i made friends on it! it does have a rather small campaign but its still awesome! and to everyone thinking call of duty is camping noobtubeing and hacking you obviously only played call of duty for 3 days or so and got nubetubed once and got into 1 hacked server and after that thinking its a shit game finding people dislikeing quick scopeing and dp it themselfs because they dont know how to quickscope. it is very fun mostly the multiplayer but if you havent tried it yet you should!
friend: what did you do yesterday
me: played some call of duty
friend: cool.
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The most unrealistic, "realuistic shooter".The game consists of soldiers running around throwing grenades any direction they please and pretending to aim when killing enemys. Players will stop playing games that take some SKILL to play this game because, while they suck at games like halo any person who just picks up the games and plays online for the first time can get 20 plus kills in a team deathmatch game if u just pretend to aim your gun and grenades and then proceed to brag about how badass they are. almost 90% of people will not have mics to comunicate some stratagy with their teamates this is mainly because no stratagy is required to play.
Educated gamer: Hey why did you stop playing Halo.
COD fag: because Halo sucks and i'm so much better at COD 4.
Educated gamer: So just because you are bad at halo that must mean it sucks?
COD 4: ya the sheild is so stupid and its so hard to get headshots all the time. And in real life soliders aim for the body not the head cuz its bigger.
Educated gamer: So you perfeer to play a game like cod so u can get 20 kills in a match and feel like a badass while in halo you would get like 1 killl every 5 or 10. the reason you suck at halo is because you dont comunicate with teamates and use stratgey. instead you will just run out and get raped by everyone you see. and you complain about the amount of shots u need to kill someone but you have no idea that you only need 3 shots to the head to kill someone with the battle rifle. You wouldn't know that because you never bother to use any skill and shoot people in the head.
Cod fag: (now crying and desperate for a shitty aregument) but Cods more realistic and has better maps.
Educated gamer: the whole point of videogames is not to be realistic, but they are soposed to be fun and be competitive at the same time. Cod 4 is no fun because it takes no skill at all to play. And the maps are so small that they you can throw random nades in the air and get up to 6 kills from 1 or 3 nades. Also you can tell the developers took no time to make the multiplayer maps because you can find every single on in the campaign mode. so when you pay for the multiplayer maps you are paying someone to press copy and paste.
Cod fag: Shut up you play Halo and Gears.
Educated gamer: Whatever Call Of Duty 4 sucks.
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A cycle used to describe how the Call of Duty community works, how they spend their money, and how they reminisce of the old games they played that they once called the worst game in history.
Step 1: Person buys the newest Call of Duty game for $60
Step 2: Person plays the game for 6 months MAXIMUM
Step 3: Person starts to say how much a piece of shit the game they bought was
Step 4: Person complains on community forums
Step 5: Person reminisces about the last Call of Duty game they bought, the ones before it, and states how good they were.
Step 6: Person waits for the next game, in large hopes that the newest game in the franchise will be better than the last.
Step 7: Repeat.
Person: Dude. For the past years, I realized how much of a crappy title Call of Duty is. I spend around $120 a year plus DLC, rage about how unfinished the game is, and always say how the old games were better. No more of this nonsense! I'm going to get myself a girlfriend, have passionate sex with her, and get my life back on track!
Nosrep: Holy Crap. I think you're the first person I've ever seen exit The Call of Duty Cycle.
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