a small town with nothing at all to do where pretty much every girl is a pig and has at least slept with have of the guys and given roughly a dozen blowjobs.. and there are at least two girls you know or heard of that have gotten double teamed or had a train ran on them.. lets not forget the honda civics and classic blowout.. also everyone is in everyones business and everyone has slept with and traded boyfriends/girlfriends.. every person has at least done one drug and nowadays the entire eh population has been overrun by perc 30s.. aka beans.. in other words.. east haven sucks mamaugin is full of white trash junkies and foxon thinks they are gods gift to the world when in reality they are just as bad as mamaugin with more money.. and oh yea. north branford is wannabe east haven which i cant understand why.. and o yea,, hows ya zole
east haven kid 1 - yo who got beans
eh kid 2 - idk which one of the 20 ppl that have them did u call yet?
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A Dangerous Place that's basically a giant pot of religious tension in one desert region of the world.
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a town full of assholes who think theyre better than everyone else
man 1: you guys are so poor and stupid. I'm going to return to East Brunswick where i can chill with some jews, indians, and chinese people. nice
man 2 to another kid: wow, that guy is the typical East Brunswick kid
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so yeah when you think of jersey and east hanover you think of snooki and all italians. while the italian part may be true snooki lives in florham park now so go hate on them. we don’t wish we were from livingston we are perfectly great in eh! yes we party and yes we are crazy but that’s why everyone loves us!! come on who wouldn’t wanna live in an all italian town that has party’s every other week!!
friend 1: yo we’re going to my second half cousin’s sisters friend’s birthday wanna come?
friend 2: yo is that sally scrivo!!
friend 1: how’d ya know?
friend 2: i met her last night at the pizzeria Romeo and Juliet in East Hanover. let’s go!!
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Hogwart's School Of Tabloid and Investigative Journalists -- that's the joke that applied based on J. K. Rowling literary creation as the joke was applied when someone took my high school photo from my senior year and doctored it to make me look like Harry Potter on Something Awful. Some factions in the industry when they saw me do a photo giving the finger they tried to do a rule 34 with the photograph and other gross shit. During the era An Eye In Shadows was playing out originally the Chicago Tribune reported on a Gym teacher who was arrested for pulling a Jared Fogle with a 16 year old female student.
Glenbard East became the setting of the Gothic Real Person Fiction horror tale, Wandering In Darkness which became the story of the second namesake. A House of Pain alumni joined the second namesake as an alumni was part of the first one. In the mid-1990s The Echo did a piece about witchcraft and paranormal discussions as students were making jokes about partying with ghosts in the commentary. The nickname "The Occult Glenbard" stuck from this. Discussions on MySpace.com in the 2006 era on the high school group about ghosts was one of the most popular threads invoked as the story from Withersin before it was published as it was being written became the starting point for the discussions.
You'd be surprised what emerged from the 1990s era of DuPage County -- if you read An Eye In Shadows and Wandering In Darkness one will see a much more diabolical look at the insight of the Glenbard consisting of glass, the high school known as Glenbard East. The Cabbie Homicide's guilty party was a class of 1994 as his classmate was in his seventh grade homeroom.
It had been the subject of controversy in the 2000s as a bomb threat, a Columbine style shooting, baseball team hazing (ie the urination on a student aka the Locker Room Urine Incident,) sex scandals and you name it. A regular Hogwarts School of Tabloid and Investigative Journalists when you realize they produced the writer of The Fandom Writer. The editor/publisher who became known for using Gothic.net's former editor's photograph for a urinal cake and uploading the aftermath.
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A blood that is from the gang skyline. Mostly Lincoln Park Bloods call them East Niggas.
A Lincoln blood says "Look at that East nigga he a bitch"
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It is NOT the entire stretch of the United States East Coast. It is the east coast that stretches between Boston and D.C. If you live in western Florida, you do not live in the east coast. If you live in N/S Carolina, you do not live in the east coast. It is the most superior and educated part of the country. It is the wealthiest and the most liberal all at the same time. It is where this country was founded and has so much more going for it than the west coast.
Guy from Florida: Where are you from?
Guy from Greenwich: the east coast
Guy from Florida: Oh me too.
Guy from Greenwich: really..where? boston, philly, nyc, d.c.?
Guy from Florida; NO, florida
Guy from Greenwich: ahhahaa...east coast my ass.
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