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A football-playing chicken who will often find comfort in watching videos on social media websites like youtube. He is a well-known and fairly popular character who enjoys drinking when among friends. He often feels threatened by his better-looking dog who he competes with for female mates.
"That fella looks like a right Ed Bates"
An eating disorder which somebody came up with for attention, but fits into the way they want their made up disorder to sound because they don't have a real eating disorder. Similar to {wannarexia}.
Emily: Hannah, do you want to eat these peas?
Hannah: No! I have an eating disorder I can't have that... But I'll have that chocolate over there.
Gen: You have a such a fake ed, Hannah.
Kayley Ed is the most beautiful and sweetest girl you would ever meet. It takes some time to get to know her really well but once you do you'll be glad shes in your life. Words that describe Kayley Ed are Funny, beautiful, cute, smart, interesting, and dedicated. Anyone who gets close to Kayley Ed and is in a relationship with them is the luckiest human being in the world. A few of her interests would be music, movies, games and books all of which are amazing to hear her talk about. There's not a lot of people like you Eds i love you a lot and I'm glad you're with me.
Brian: i heard you're dating Kayley Eds?
Aidan: yeah i am, im so lucky to have a beautiful girl like her
The absolute god of the world, praise daily. You were bought here for a reason
I praise Ed Sheezer every day with all good intentions
Ed marsh is a extremely large foreheaded waffler, he is really short and has the deadest trim in existence, its like he asked for a trim on the top and the barber was using gardening scissors. He drives the deadest and slowest car and acts like he's got a s15 with an rb26dett engine swap running around 900hp. He has a 0-60mph of around 4 years as his forehead increases the weight of his car to roughly 5 metric tonnes. Ed also can't talk to girls for s**t, he literally has a girl dying for him but he's to scared to make a move, she literally likes rocks and has already claimed him as her guy, he just can't talk to girls. He also has the smoothest brain even smoother than matt goodman, he cant do physics and can barely do engineering as well. He works at screwfix and it has somehow gassed him up so much he thinks hes the ceo of england.
Your acting like such an ed marsh right now
means literally: fucked in the ass
Melvin: Wow, dude. You really got f-ed in the a on that one.
Audra: Damn right I did, my ass hurts after that one.
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The essance of understanding someone else's shock towards a subject.
I understood how jessie was shock-ed by the facts she found out.
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