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El Mati

God

EL mati is a god amongst moth men

by C0CkANDB0llTortureMatthewMomen September 15, 2021


El Chavira

The Chavira (like a fighting chicken or something) A firefighter short and stocky in stature but loyal and helpfull as can be to his brothers. When put in stressful situations he takes the form of a large fighting chicken.

"El Chavira" loyalty respect cockfighting

by Adaptan Overcome February 22, 2013

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El Clampos

An adjective used to describe a person that has incredible defense when playing basketball.

"Tony I keep telling you I got El Clampos.

by ruynater123 October 16, 2017


El-Rufa'i

A pure capitalist and wicked person, who is always ready to crush anybody who want to be a barricade to him

El-rufa'i: Elrufailate them so they won't take you for granted
El-rufa'i:Please do not elrufaize me

by Soomarue February 5, 2020


El Ranchito

Literally "The Small Ranch", El Ranchito is a Mexican-cuisine restaurant located in Crystal River and Inverness, Florida that actually has Mexicans working on the front lines and behind the scenes, unlike Taco Bell, where you would find a skinny black chick at the counter and some fat-ish white guy making your taco. The food is not as spicy as traditional Mexican food should be, and, though many people see this as a pitfall, it is actually a positive part about the food, mostly because your ass won't light on fire when it all inevitably rushes out as diarrhea. The Mexicans there are friendly, though they have a difficult time speaking American English, as do many rednecks and hick-kin that live in the area. Remember not to fill up on the tortilla chips that they offer you once you have a table. You will almost never see Hispanics eating in this restaurant; more than likely, you will see middle-aged white people taking delight in the eatery's ethnicity and thinking themselves humble because the ceilings aren't lined with chandeliers and the booths look more like bus seats than anything, though the waiters in this setting still speak just about as much English as any fancy restaurant. If you decide to take your food home with you to eat later, get home immediately, else it will spoil in a mild to heated environment. That said, do not be too patient when eating the food at the restaurant. Eat like the shit is going to rot, because it will.

Hey, do you want to go down to El Ranchito?

I don't know, diarrhea kind of sucks.

Yeah, so does Wal-Mart, and we're going there too. We have nothing else to do, this is Citrus County. Let's go.

Well, why don't we just buy some weed?

Because my step-dad is out of town. Are you going or what?

Ok, let's go.

by Jimmy Perkins April 23, 2010


el spiffo

Rapper From Atlanta Ga, Real Popular With Trap Music . Has A Song Called I Want, Where He Literally Talks About How He Can Fuck Any Bitch He Want.

He Can Fuck Any Bitch He Wants? He's Such An El Spiffo

by I Love Trap December 15, 2017


El presidente

Someone, typically an authority figure. Whom says that they are in your favor; but is actually trying to screw or otherwise fuck you over. Often for personal reasons.

"Hey man you remember the other night when the boss told me that he would wright me a letter of recommendation for a job at corporate?"
"Yeah."
"Well he didn't. He threw me under the bus, and not only that, he instead wrote one for that one chick in accounting you know the roomers."
"Damn dude that's pretty El presidente of him."

by 19.2 volt July 19, 2021