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1. Absolutely ace at something,very good at something and getting it right nearly every time. Named after the best goal kicker in the world, he El Magiced it nearly EVERY time!
Im El Magic at playing guitar.
Meaning im very good at guitar and rarely make mistakes.
An adjective used to describe a person that has incredible defense when playing basketball.
"Tony I keep telling you I got El Clampos.
A pure capitalist and wicked person, who is always ready to crush anybody who want to be a barricade to him
El-rufa'i: Elrufailate them so they won't take you for granted
El-rufa'i:Please do not elrufaize me
Literally "The Small Ranch", El Ranchito is a Mexican-cuisine restaurant located in Crystal River and Inverness, Florida that actually has Mexicans working on the front lines and behind the scenes, unlike Taco Bell, where you would find a skinny black chick at the counter and some fat-ish white guy making your taco. The food is not as spicy as traditional Mexican food should be, and, though many people see this as a pitfall, it is actually a positive part about the food, mostly because your ass won't light on fire when it all inevitably rushes out as diarrhea. The Mexicans there are friendly, though they have a difficult time speaking American English, as do many rednecks and hick-kin that live in the area. Remember not to fill up on the tortilla chips that they offer you once you have a table. You will almost never see Hispanics eating in this restaurant; more than likely, you will see middle-aged white people taking delight in the eatery's ethnicity and thinking themselves humble because the ceilings aren't lined with chandeliers and the booths look more like bus seats than anything, though the waiters in this setting still speak just about as much English as any fancy restaurant. If you decide to take your food home with you to eat later, get home immediately, else it will spoil in a mild to heated environment. That said, do not be too patient when eating the food at the restaurant. Eat like the shit is going to rot, because it will.
Hey, do you want to go down to El Ranchito?
I don't know, diarrhea kind of sucks.
Yeah, so does Wal-Mart, and we're going there too. We have nothing else to do, this is Citrus County. Let's go.
Well, why don't we just buy some weed?
Because my step-dad is out of town. Are you going or what?
Ok, let's go.
Rapper From Atlanta Ga, Real Popular With Trap Music . Has A Song Called I Want, Where He Literally Talks About How He Can Fuck Any Bitch He Want.
He Can Fuck Any Bitch He Wants? He's Such An El Spiffo
Someone, typically an authority figure. Whom says that they are in your favor; but is actually trying to screw or otherwise fuck you over. Often for personal reasons.
"Hey man you remember the other night when the boss told me that he would wright me a letter of recommendation for a job at corporate?"
"Yeah."
"Well he didn't. He threw me under the bus, and not only that, he instead wrote one for that one chick in accounting you know the roomers."
"Damn dude that's pretty El presidente of him."
The biggest, most cakey, rich drug lord to every exist. His wife, Anne Hathaway, is always simping for this man. He has multiple hide-outs located just south of the border alongside his high school operations.
Rumors say he is planned to run a "How-To-Drug-Right" show premiering Fall 2025.
His identity is currently unknown and he is presumed dead by the governmen-women, but everyone knows he is alive. He can be spotted in trees, men's restrooms, and Bass Pro Shops. He is rumored to have ties to President Trump. He has many wives, mainly being over the age of 30. (he fulfills their needs by land, airline, and sea , that's why he's got 2,000 kids. he has a sex drive of a cougar, with his cougars)
He is most famous for his plane escape from Alcatraz, where he continued to scuba dive to the Keystone Colorado Mountains and then jet pack to Venezuela (his most loyal customers). People have claimed to see him in Guantanamo Bay, particularly running the detention camp itself.
He has many chemist connections.
He is rumored to have connections to up-and-coming rapper and RnB icon Yung JCB.
Enemies: mousetrap cars
El Compacto drowns fish.
he does not get frost bite, El Compacto bites frost.
The great wall of china was meant to keep El Compacto out, it did not work.
El Compact destroyed the periodic table because El Compacto only knows the element of surprise.
PS: he is everywhere, watch yo moms and aunts. chances are, too late
Kid: Mommy, who was that in your room?
Mom: Well, El Compacto dear. He wanted to say hi to your new brother.