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Opposite of Pat Tillman; self centered, spoiled. Whereas Pat Tillman asked "What can I do for my country?" Eli Manning asks "What can you do for me?" More specifically, Eli Manning asks Daddy to ask you what you can do for Eli.
Pronoun: Better not spoil your son or he'll end up like Eli Manning!
Verb: I'm going to Eli Manning my boss today. Either he obeys my Daddy's orders and gives me a raise or my Daddy will get me another job.
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aka Eli "I Want My Mommy" Manning. A semi talented quarterback who did not wean off his mothers teat until he turned 22 years old. Also dependent on his father to make decisions for him. Not to mention he cannot own up to his own mistakes.
Guy 1: Man, I don't know what to do? I don't know how to face my girlfriend and tell her I don't want to be with her anymore?
Guy 2: Why don't you ask your dad to break up with your girl for you?
Guy 1: Great idea, dude! I am so gonna pull off an Eli Manning!
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“Dmv eli” or “Tokyo” is originally from Tampa, Florida. But supposedly throws the best parties in the DMV. His last party had over 2000 people planning to attend. Consequently the police had to shut it down. He is locally famous for what he has done. Dmv eli legacy will forever live on.
“Omg it’s dmv eli”
“Who is dmv eli?”
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(Verb) To ely or pull an ely is to dismiss the preferences/input of all those around you and insist on getting your way without realizing that you might be acting selfishly. Acting egotistically in itself does not classify as "an ely" since the word is primarily meant to describe a way of life that puts the self first under all circumstances rather than at particular instances.
To pull an ely scenario
Friend 1: Thanks for inviting us to your party.
Friend 2: No problem. Sorry it is going to interfere with our weekly frisbee game but I am going to have to set up before the party before everyone gets there.
Friend 3: Wait... you have to set up... but we can still play.
Friend 1: Wow, he just pulled an ely.
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A Eli Werner is a small man with a big cock. We haven't seen many Eli Werners but everyone knows atleast one.
We all love Eli Werner.
She got fucked so hard it must be Eli Werner.
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An Eli Lesoa, otherwise known as King Tupou IV, is a medium-sized Polynesian. An Eli Lesoa isn't good or big enough to play rugby with the larger Polynesians so he must resort to playing pussy sports like baseball and field hockey. The Eli Lesoa is unlike other Polynesians because usually, they do not have much popularity at their school. On Social Media Platforms they rely on other students to create popular social media accounts for them. An Eli Lesoa is liked by most teachers due to their size, stature and sexual appeal. An Eli Lesoa will often be quite intelligent and will often be placed in extension classes at school.
I can't believe Claudank let Eli Lesoa off for not doing his homework
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A blind cornerback who tweets better than he covers a wide receiver.
Is Eli Apple guarding me? That’s an easy touchdown.
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