1. A verb tense expressing epicness
2. Usage of archaic verbs to impart a sense of majesty or grand scale
3. A rebuttal used against Grammar Nazis with parade-pissingly bad timing
"No problems, my friend. It shall be done."
"Don't you mean it wil-"
"Epic tense. Shut the fuck up."
Epic Duck was a duck that appeared on Roblox for a short time to celebrate April Fools' Day in 2009.1
Epic Duck, at the time, was a well-known Roblox meme. Due to its widespread fame, this inspired the creation of many games, clothes, and badges named after it. There is a hat modeled after the Epic Duck called Rubber Duckie and a sinister version called Evil Duck. A book hat called The Tale of EPIC DUCK was released shortly after Epic Duck's first appearance. Other items include a Limited racing helmet inspired by Epic Duck, a cap, a fedora, and an Epic Duck roped. A default phrase, "TEH EPIK DUCK IS COMING!!!", was added by Roblox as an option for quick chat.
Guy 1: TEH EPIC DUCK IS COMING!!!
Guy 2: wot
2👍 1👎
It is to have large amounts of spaghetti
Bob has made an epic spaghetti
Epic potato Is the main god in ppotatology, he is labeled as the god of nature and radical gamer moments, but those titles barely scratch the surface of his endless amounts of power.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
Having legendary levels of sexiness. Being so sexy that people marvel at your hotness and men can't keep their hands off you.
People write legends about the epic sexiness of Nancy Ng, Cleopatra, and Helen of Troy.
Some event that would be so grand, it would surpass some or all of the most popular and influential known historical events. Reserved only for positive events, not negative ones. Most people exaggerate these events, especially under the influence of alcohol, which may backfire and become epic fail.
"Duuuude, I say we go fuckin' hang gliding over the grand canyon, it would be epic history!!"
"Actually, that would be epic fail if you ask me"