Ex-sex

n. The totally wrong but nearly universal phenomenon of fucking your Ex out of desperation, familiarity and/or pure poisonous hatred. (see: Hatefucking). Most common in the first dark six months after a breakup, and always trailed by feelings of self-loathing.

She would show up at my door after closing time at the strip club for months after we ended it, and I just couldn't resist the twisted appeal of sweaty rough ex-sex

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ex-gay

someone that used to be bi or gay

so you used to like it up the ass but now you're an ex-gay?

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super-ex

1)The ex girlfriend or boyfriend who you have the longest, most tumultuous or perhaps most interesting history with.

2) The ex boyfriend or girlfriend you had the hardest time getting over.

1)
Tiffany: Christina and Mike broke up at Disneyland and got back together after Mike filled her house with an entire garden of flowers

Chrystal: Yeah and after that Mike found her in bed with his best friend.

Tiffany: Those two are super-exes for sure.

2)
Derek: Dude where's Brad?

Chris: He's out with Tiffany.

Derek: Isn't that his super-ex?

Chris: Yeah man we had to pull him off of her front lawn at 3 in the morning after she dumped him.

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skankawhorus ex

1) an abnormally tall skank whore that is cool with all the guys because she fucks them in the ass. i mean, they get to fuck HER in the ass. excuse me.

2) a slutty dinosaur that is your ex-girlfriend

I'm gonna fuck that skankawhorus ex right in the ass.

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your ex

a living organism that will soon not be classified as 'living', other terms include dumbass,jackass,bitch,pussy,ect.

me: oh look its your ex!
you:bitch
me: lets hope he keeps that title

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deus ex

Derived from the phrase 'deus ex machina' which literally means 'God from the machine'. Which oringinated in classical theatre when they couldent think of an ending, so 'god' came down on a winch (machine) and solved everything.

The slang term 'dues ex' means to steal without being noticed.
Often this is done in refernce to beer stealing at a pub.

"I deus ex'd five beers last night"

"Ill go there and distract that guy, while you deus ex his pint"

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Ex-friend

A person who you were friends with through an Ex and though they might be cool people you can't hang out with them anymore.

When Maria and I broke up I had to stop hanging out with her best friend Jane because we had become ex-friends.

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