Fruit Cobbler

Ned's favourite food, pussy magnet and potential Avengers-level threat.

"It reminds me of when Betty and I first fell in love. I had just finished my fruit cobbler, right..." - Ned Leeds

Compassion fruit

A cute way for vegans to say passion fruit. Its mostly cute when vegans say it, but vegetarians and semi vegetarians can still say it cutely. It first can from a pun on a peta lip balm.

"I love purple compassion fruit!"
"I just brought compassion from lip balm from Peta."

Couch fruit

A person with low sexual morals, perhaps a porn star, corner hooker, or that really slutty partner you had.

"Yooooo, Jon, check out that couch fruit over there"
"Ya, what whore, they are always on the corner"

"Hey Fred, check out this video I found on Pornhub! She is such a couch fruit!!"

Masked Fruit

Masked Fruit is a male, anyone who looks at them is automatically attracted to them, that's just how cute they are. Their cuteness levels are off the charts, quite literally. He deserves all the love and care you have :)

Masked Fruit is really cute

fruit-beamed

1.) to be hit on by a gay person unwillingly.

gay guy:"hey big boy, how's it goin' * touches strait's hair"

strait victim: "---um..."

victim's friends: "haha he's gettin fruit-beamed like a motherfucker" lolol

menstrual fruit

The clumpy bits of a woman's period.

"Holy god damn, I'm bearing heavy menstrual fruit this moon cycle."

fake-fruit

metrosexual; straight man with desirable gay or homosexual qualities.

She told me she wanted a straight man that had the desirable qualities of a gay man... I said 'oh you want a "fake-fruit!?"