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The act of performing horribly at your current position, while subsequently getting promoted or advanced to a more predominant position.
See Gavin Newsom
"How can the former Mayor of San Francisco (one of the most profitable cities in California) run the city into the ground, then THEN be elected Governor or the state? He really has this Failing Upwards thing down. Next stop, (after further trashing the state) the Presidency!
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The lamest thing you can possibly say.
Usually said by lame high school underclassmen who haven't realized that it's not a cool thing to say, and in turn look like complete idiots to anyone who happened to hear them.
Bill: Hey Steve, can I borrow your calculator?
Steve: Oh sure. *attempts to hand Bill his calculator, but accidentally drops it*
Bill: EPIC FAIL!
Steve: Oh sorry, I thought you were cool. No, you can't borrow my calculator.
Jim: And I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
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Some one who has failed Sex Ed. at least one time and has been, or currently is, pregnant; usually a teenage girl.
Wow, look at her, she got held back twice AND she's pregnant.
Ya I know, she's a Sex Fail.
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A complete and utter lack of goodness and or decency. See Daikatana
"That game is made of Aids and Fail."
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A failure so abysmal it is epic in scale.
Hey, what was that other system in the mid-90's Sega made, you know, that one, it had Nights and that Dragoon game.
Oh you mean the Sega Saturn? That thing was Epic Fail.
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Total and utter failure
(failure so big no even light can escape it)
A man who tries to kill him self like this:
He points a gun in his head,
puts a gallow's rope on his neck and puts poison pill in his mouths and then jumps off the cliff...
Then following things happen:
He shots a gun but hits the rope,
the poison pill fails out of his mouths,
he falls into watter and swims to the coast then dies from Hypothermia...
NOTE:(this is example of almost Epic failure:)
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To receive a grade less than a 93 on anything-be it a class average, homework assignment, or even a lowly participation grade.
Medha: Oh my god I'm going to fail this class!
Miscellaneous non-Indian person: What are you talking about, you're nowhere near failing this class
Medha: Man dang, I mean I'm going to Indian fail this class. That test is going to bring my average down below a 93!
Bhavya: Medha, ya real stoop.
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