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The dardiest brand of shoes out, the original idea was thought of during a seatrek camp by jin, JimBob and monkey nugget
Jin: get your hands off my adidas
JimBob: behave yorself they my dardi FOOTFALCONS!
foot falcons
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noun, adjective
–verb (used without object)
Whilst railing a girl hard from behind you all of a sudden shout out "LIGHT SPEED!!!!"
Then you cold cock her in the back of the head so she sees stars.
"Jim, I totally Boarded the Millennium Falcon last night...now Sally won't return my phone calls."
"Frank tried Boarding the Millennium Falcon with Stacy last week...Holly's been in jail waiting her arraignment ever since."
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While playing Super Smash Bro's Ultimate, your opponent: Captain Falcon- grabs you three times on the ledge of the map (gaining damage percentage,) and spikes you off the map on the third grab, knowing you can't recover. Achieving the highest level of disrespect, completely nullifying any sense of pride on the receiving end. Side effects may include depression and loss of self-sense.
"Dude, what the fuck? You really just falcon triple-grabbed me? That is some ULTRA pussy SHIT! Can you please play like a real Smasher instead of a class-A Chad?!"
A person who is morbidly obese and Lazy with all the characteristics of a normal Blue Falcon.
These characteristics include but are not limited too immediately telling supervisors on a co- worker. Attempting to self inflate their actions to make them appear useful. Often times stretching the truth and embellishing to provide an excuse as to why they were being a fat lazy bitch.
As we were having our monthly staff meeting , the topic came up of Dennis reporting unnecessary events to the supervisor. The supervisor then stated Dennis is a Big Blue Falcon who can’t fly.
Following the events of Marvel film Avengers: Endgame, THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER focuses on the pair of titular superheroes. Previously supporting characters in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Sam Wilson (Falcon) and Bucky Barnes (Winter Soldier), played by Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan, respectively, take center stage here. The two team up for an adventure that serves as both sequel and spin-off, building on previous events from the films, but also spawning a brand-new narrative arc. Playing like an episodic version of a Marvel movie, the series significantly expands on the characters, offering a much deeper dive into their crime- fighting personas, as well as their personal lives. New episodes streaming on Disney +
-Hey man, do you like marvel?
- hell yeah!
-then you should watch the falcon and the winter soldier on Disney +
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Being in a car while heavily intoxicated and feeling like you are moving at "hyper speed".
P1: "Dude are we in the millennium falcon?"
P2: "No you are just experiencing Millennium Falcon Syndrome.
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Chuck Norris' back up weapon of choice.
"Oh No! Bruce Lee cut off Chuck Norris' legs!"
"Wait, it's o.k. Chuck Norris can still FALCON PUNCH"
Chuck Norris- "FALCON PUNCH!!!!"
**Universe & Bruce Lee implode**
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