Random
Source Code
Random
Where a stripper farts in your face and you go home and your wife asks why you smell like a fart but have glitter on your face
Went home last night and had fart glitter on my face.
63👍 2👎
when a fart is very doodoo ish, superior doo doo
“what is that smell?” “oh i just made a doodoo fart,sorry”
63👍 1👎
The act of anticipating a fart will smell so bad that the farter cups one hand, farts into it, and forces the hand into anothers face. The other person is ALWAYS the spouse or significant other. This gesture is met with a slap or a walk-away, sometimes both.
Honey, I love you...(fart-&-share).
Nikkie Tutorials : I wanna be emilia fart she's so iconic
742👍 37👎
The abnormally fouling smelling flatulence that comes after eating at Chipotle Mexican grill.
Dude I had the worst chipotle farts yesterday at work.
61👍 1👎
A lady who only farts at night when she is asleep.
My wife never farts during the day, she's fart-ternal.