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How one (particularly an atheist) feels when they make a biblical-sounding commanding statement, perform a miracle or unexpectedly comes back from the dead seven days later.
Let there be toast! wow, i'm very faux-biblical today
Snow that melts when it reaches the ground and turns into water, as opposed to snow that sticks to the ground and stays in snow form.
Hey is the snow sticking? No, its faux snowing.
Faux-ance
(adj); A woman, whom is living with her long term boyfriend, who is in limbo from being proposed to and believes shell get out soon but hasn't yet.
Margaret, and her boyfriend have lived together for a few years now, she thinks he'll propose but I think she's a faux-ance at the moment
Maybe you’re faux beau will meet you for a beer before he goes home to his girlfriend
A super close female friend that walks the line of behaving like a girlfriend, without the any of the nookie. It's possible that there was a romantic connection in the past, yet not necessary.
When one of your closest friends is a member of the opposite sex (and you're a guy), they are your Faux-Ho.
noun, verb or an adjective meaning
1. Classy realness, as opposed to pretending to be rich.
2. Lavish experiences and the possession of expensive items acquired at a fraction of their market value through creativity, knowledge and skill.
3. People who pursue beauty and decadence at no cost.
4. Occasionally the ‘faux’ is silent.
It was so faux riche when we bought a vintage Rolls Royce on Craigslist for less than the price of a used Honda.
Just another satire newz site. Funnier than most though.
I love faux-newz.com