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Sexual attraction to people who know math
Teacher: "So, 2(9+x)=27, so ..."
Student 1: "NNNNNGGHHHH"
Student 2: "The fuck"
Student 3: "Dont question it, she has a math fetish"
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A fetish performed while driving an automobile in a snowstorm with your right hand handcuffed to the passenger side door. Wearing a batman costume, while strangling your self with a tie. Masturbating by fucking a jar of jelly or jam, that has googly eyes glued on.
Trevor is into some kinky stuff like the Windgate Fetish.
Know how a fetish is something that uniquely gets you turned on? A comedic fetish is a fetish that instead of turning you on its something that makes you laugh all the time.
Dude 1: Man that guy john laughs at among us way too much i think he has a fetish!
John: Its called a comedic fetish.
The desire to have sex with a dead person.
Haley: "I really like him, but i heard he has a Necro-Fetish"
Smith: "Ew... I kinda do too"
Ryan: "Yo, fucked this girl last night"
Brendan: "Was she kinky?"
Ryan: "Yeah she was pretty kinky for a dead girl"
A bee fetish isn't really as simple as it sounds like. It's not just about having an unusually peeked interest in anything regarding bees. Basically it's like an entire religion centered on worshipping bees as one's idol. People who have a bee fetish are/will often become beekeepers. They tend to welcome bees in their homes, and strive to have an entire bee colony in their backyard. Now as dangerous as that sounds, the irony here is that bee fetishists actually want to get stung; in fact, they believe that getting stung is a sign of good luck and good fortune.
Taking that to the next level, there is an annual sacred ceremony that bee fetishists often perform. This involves the process of stripping down butt naked and smearing themselves with honey from head to toe. Next, they find a calm and relaxing place to sit. Finally, to complete the ceremony, one must open an entire crate of bees and let the bees cover every inch of their honey-coated skin, all the while sitting completely motionless. The ceremony usually lasts around one hour, and can often be a VERY pleasurable experience for bee fetishists.
Though anyone can have a bee fetish, women make up the majority of bee fetishists.
Dude 1: Yo so how's everything going with dating Elisabeth? Did you ever get to meet her parents?
Dude 2: Yeah I did, but dude there's something really strange about her family. Literally everything in their home is about bees and beekeeping, in fact even I found a few bees flying in their house!
Dude 1: Damn that's weird
Dude 2: Yeah, and that's not even the weirdest part! One day after sleeping at her house, I woke up and caught Elisabeth in the bathroom covered in bees!!!! She was just sitting there, with a smile on her face... and during that moment I realized that she and her family had a bee fetish. I fucking ran out of there and never talked to her again.
A pee fetish is when you have a strong desire to pee in odd places and be around pee frequently. This may include the simple thing of peeing in you bed with another person there. It also may include sleeping in someone else's pee. Having a pee fetish is not a problem, though it is a weird desire slash obsession to have, most will overlook this fetish if you do not push you strong desires to be around pee on them. If you are curious if you have a pee fetish you can check this list of symptoms or traits of those with pee fetishes.
1. You have peed in your bed
2. You have peed in your bed along with someone else there.
3. You have peed in your bed along with another person peeing in the bed as well.
4. You have slept in a bed once you have peed in it.
5. You have peed in places that are unusual, like your closet.
6. You have a bucket designated as the pee bucket
7. You have know that another person has peed in a bed and then proceed to sleep in that bed while the pee is still wet.
People who have pee fetishes do tend to frequently deny having them. The first step in accepting, or overcoming your fetish (this depends on if you like having a pee fetish or not), is to accept that you have one. It is best to be open about this fetish so others are not shocked about your extreme love for pee.
This is a pee fetish that is not sexual. There are pee fetishes that are sexual, however this is not one. This fetish is simply a love for pee. There is no sexual arousal from peeing on someone or watching them pee in this particular fetish. Do not be alarmed if you have hooked up in a pee covered area. This does not mean that pee turns you on sexually, it just means that you have no problem with being covered in pee. Having a pee fetish is not necessarily a problem. You true friends will still love you and accept you for who you are.
Kaci slept in a pee covered bed last night and enjoyed her time spent there, she has a pee fetish
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