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Field hockey is an illegitimate “sport” that is played by unathletic girls who can’t play real sports.
Field hockey players are typically referred to as pussies because there is virtually no contact in this game yet there are so many precautionary measures.
Field hockey players like to think that their “sport” is the lovechild of soccer and hockey, but they fail to remember that soccer is the world’s most popular sport and requires their players to be completely physically fit. They also fail to remember that hockey requires skill as it is on ice and it is somewhat difficult to skate on its own.
Another reason for its illegitimacy is the fact that the players wear *skirts. Female soccer players, basketball players, softball players, volleyball players, swimmers, gymnasts, and so many other real sports wear shorts, pants, spandex, suits, but no skirts.
Field hockey earns its place next to ultimate frisbee, bowling, and golf as a wannabe sport.
*Yes, I am aware that most female lacrosse players wear skirts, but lacrosse is a Native American tradition, and should not be a competitive sport.
Field Hockey Player: Wow! I just finished the most intense field hockey practice we’ve had all season! We just ran three miles!
Soccer Player: Wow, what a good, refreshing warmup! When does your real practice start?
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Similar to Cleveland, or Ohio. When in public and you want to tell somebody to check out some nice cleavage. Mention any of these words in the definition.
John: Hey Andy, have you been to Jacobs Field lately?
Andy: Yeah, I went there last week. After the rain delay I watched them take the tarp off of the field.
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dyke sport; coached by lesbians who teach girls to be lesbians
"hey let me grab your ass and show you how to hit balls with sticks." "no i dont want to play field hockey cause i am not a lesbo."
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fin field is the best! furry for life. fin likes to #unleashthebeast
if you are into furry play hit a fin field up !!! 𓂝
person : omg its fin field!
hot person: oh my god its my fav cosplayer !!!
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a game played when walking with a group of friends.
you basically just kick each other in the ass as hard as you can but you have to yell “field goal” as you’re about to kick.
“hey xavier! field goal!” “aw fuck, zayn don’t!”
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1. To strip down or disassemble on the spot to clean
2. To douche in a field
3. Emergency cleansing
1. My truck was running lousy so I had to stop and field douche the carb.
2. Wo! look at that cow over there, it really needs a field douche.
3. Get out the car and field douche that thing bitch, your gettin stank all over my upholstery.
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a boy who tends to look like justin bieber and lead girls on, usually a pussy and tends to say k alot
"that daryl fielding is just leading you on
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