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Because this one rat head buttram shook her leg and out came the magical dust from within her dollar store shorts and of course she scratched her butt after and smelt it like the audacity
doo doo flakes that the only definition it really needs
A dude that eats a hella ton of dookey and puts it all on the rim of their mouth. Also an upcoming cereal by Bruce L.
"You know Bruce? That dude ate so many dookey flakes this week! The nerve of that dookey flake eater!
Describes anyone who is sketchy and only partially or never follows through with their business. Or fake ass people pretending to be anything their not online in any form.
“Yo, most these mutha fukkas in Stockton, KS are flic flac flakes.”
When you are just goin’ so damn crazy on the snowboard, you’re “ shredding some flake”. ( shredding snowflakes )
Dude I can’t wait to go to the snow this weekend and shred some flake.
(n.) To duck out on plans last minute in order to stay home and get high. Can also be used to describe going somewhere else, if it's solely for the purpose of getting high.
Jessica: Matt can you bring pong balls for tonight? Thanks.
Matt: Umm, something came up last minute- I might not make it... I'll keep you posted.
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Joe: You're definitely not going to her party.
Matt: Hell nah, man. I think I'm gonna flake n' bake. You down?
Joe: Screw her, let's get fried.
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after ejackulating let your cum dry up on your penis then rub off the flakes on someone
while my girlfriend was asleep i woke her to some frosted flake dick
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A mildly aromatic blend of pipe tobacco popular among enthusiasts.
Steve and I went in on a kilo of Bob's Chocolate Flake, but it made him throw up. Baby.
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