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The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)
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Cerebrating someones birthday a few days / months before or after their actual birth-date.
She has a floating birthday because she was born on a leap year so we just celebrate whenever works best.
-Something to compare an awesome situation to
-The ultimate of all scenarios
-The only description to describe an event that can't be messed up no matter what shit goes on following
Person 1: "Dude I just got tickets to the B.o.B. concert at XU!"
Person 2: "That's a Super Dope float!!"
Person 1: "Your mom is a Super Dope Float in bed bruh bruh."
Person 2: "Dick Ass."
Someone who is so awkward at flirting, they're often perceived as creepy or weird. In reality, it is their shyness or anxiety that causes them to express awkward comments and body language that could be misunderstood.
Jake thought Sara was weird because she would stutter and mumble whenever she talked to him, but really she was just a floating flirt.
A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"
Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.
When you have a massive dump and flush the toilet but the shit stays in the bowl and you have to reflush.
-I had a massive dump today that didn't want to be flushed.
- Oh, so you had a float back mountain?
Italian guy: look there, there are some floating mushrooms!
American girl: that’s just a jellyfish.