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a term used in online games describing a player joins or switches to the side that is winning
this is frowned upon in many gaming communities, especially when it gives the winning side a 2+ player advantage
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If you have a girl and then you cheat on her with her penger friend you are always winning.
Cassiun is always winning
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The act of ejaculating into a cup of baby formula and then performing oral sex on your loved one whilst he/she drinks it.
The wife was a bit annoyed that I'd gone for a few post-work beers with the boys, so I smoothed it over by giving her a winning formula.
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When you're owning so hard at life, people just can't keep up with you. No one can process you with a normal brain and you don't expect them to. You're doing 7 gram rocks because that's how you roll. You've got magic and poetry in your fingertips most of the time (including during naps). You've got tiger blood and Adonis DNA. You've got fire-breathing fists and are ready, able and willing to prove it in the octagon. You're an F-18 and you will destroy anyone in the air and deploy your ordinance on the ground. You're tired of pretending you're not a total, bitchin' rock star from Mars. Defeat is so completely not an option, it doesn't even exist.
Andrea Canning: "Some people are saying you're bi-polar."
Charlie Sheen: "I'm not bi-polar. I'm bi-winning."
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A Sex-Game played with a man and a woman. First one to cum wins!
Jose: Hey man, Where's Mark and Cara?
Jason: The went off somewhere to play I Win.
Jose: What's that?
Mark from another room: "I WIN!!"
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An expression of pure (and often surprising) triumph in the face of irritable and formerly formiddable opposition, especially from inanimate objects, concepts, or unpleasant circumstances. The speaker is meant to use their own name, aptly announcing their success to the world around them in a nonbiased way.
"(name) wins!" applies in a variety of circumstances:
(kelly struggles over astrophysics, aggressively punching numbers into calculators. hours pass and equations dance tauntingly in her head. kelly finally finishes problems with a flourish of the pencil): kelly wins!
(amanda sees bottle of patron on impossibly high shelf. books, people and other pieces of furniture are employed in attempt to reach this last remaining liquor. bottle successfully knocked into outstretched hands): amanda wins!
(nicola loses cell phone for days. room and house are torn to bits causing mess on national-disaster scale. cellphone is eventually located at bottom of stinky hamper): nicola wins!!
(jana spends hours convincing the french to let her into their country. paperwork and red tape abounds from the country that invented bureaucracy. a visa is at last obtained): jana wins!!!
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1. A term for failure reserved for those who's self esteem would be damaged by being told they fail. Since no one is left behind they get a dar win.
2. A win for the human race when a stupid someone fails so bad they are permanently removed from the gene pool.
1. Little Sally ate her crayons instead of making a nice picture for the art contest. She gets a dar win for her contribution.
2. This guy from Australia fell to his death while trying to plank on the railing of his apartment balcony, that's a real dar winner.
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