tennessee fountain

When a large, hollow, cylindrical object (such as a pipe) enters so deep into your asshole, blood leaks out from the other side.

Tim: Hey, so do you do butt stuff?
Brock: Nah, not since I made a Tennessee fountain, its the worst.

Fecal Fountain

When you poop and the water splashes, hitting your butt

Guy 1: Just had a crazy fecal fountain
Guy 2: Impressive

sad fountain

A ruinend orgasm.

Friend- How was that girl you picked up from the bar last night?

Me- "Pretty good, she started giving me top, but she stopped and I ended up with a sad fountain."

Friend- Fuck, better luck next time, I guess.

Fountain Drink

A type of soda unknown to Jack In The Box employees, as referenced in a George Lopez stand-up

Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda?

Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!

Vatican fountain

Verb ; the act of Jesus urinating into someone's mouth while simultaneously turning it to wine.

John: Hey dude, did you hear they found new testaments?

Luke: Yeah, I head they talked about Jesus giving Mary Magdalene a vatican fountain.

John: We all knew she was a nasty whore, now we know why jesus likes her.

Fountain Jewing

When you are using the Soda fountain at a fast-food restaurant and keep refilling the cup as you drink it, all while standing in front of the machine and hogging it.

Fabian: Yo dawg can you stop fountain jewing? You are holding up the line!
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.

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Sticking your dick in the fountain

Raising a needlessly grim or depressing fact in conversation.

“Why are you sticking your dick in the fountain by raising cancer?”