Rural Dictionary

Friday

1. A day in the week where everyone throws up their arms and says "Who gives a shit? I got a strip club to attend!" after the normal work shift is over. This is a weekly ritual on the sixth day of the calendar for a majority of Americans and Europeans. This was formally known as "leisure time," which is forbidden in communist, fascist and third world nations.
2. A movie written by and featuring a famous rapper "back in the day" Ice Cube, for the sake of self-exploitation of their habitual smoking and drinking on a front porch.
3. An infamous song by a spoiled, self-entitled teenager, Rebbecca Black that has been thoroughly rejected by all of the YouTube community and all of the peoples on it. Despite the "down votes" the video has not been removed as there are fans and corporate muscle that do, in fact, bribe and threaten the YouTube staff.

1. Ben, it's Friday. You don't need to be an over achiever.
2. Dude! Like, did you see, uhh Friday? It was the best movie ever.
3. Rebecca Black is not original at all. If there is a song about Friday, the next song is going to be about jeans. Oh wait...

by Dr. Grizzly Daddy May 27, 2011

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Blue Friday

Advertised as different from all the other black firday sales that day by K-Mart, as said by mr.blue lightbulb. However, it's pretty much, more or less, the same.

K-Mart's blue lightbulb : Black firday? Ha! we have blue friday.

by dunefrost December 21, 2009

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little friday

thursday

i'm hurtin', but a lot less; now that its' little friday!

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

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Freshman Friday

In many high schools Fridays are celebrated by putting freshmen in garbage cans or stuffing them in lockers. It's amazing how creative the upperclassmen can get actually.

I used to look forward to stripping down the frosh and making them form sexual pyramids on top of each other until the administration turned gay and called it "hazing".

by Lis May 8, 2005

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