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Would be taking your semen and mixing it with ice cream then freezing it and serving it to either your spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend, or guest.
Dang that ice cream is amazing what flavor would you call it?
Oh maybe frozen frosty?
When their is this one person who still has not gotten over the movie frozen.They are sick in the head
Omg she is so froze sick that she made a cover on let it go.or .Wow Game theorists is so frozen sick that he has made 3 theory's on film theory 🙅🏽
Person 1: shes been feeling down lately
Person 2: yeah I know yesterday she ate an entire bowl of frozen blue berries
Person 1: shes been feeling down lately
Person 2: yeah I know yesterday she ate an entire bowl of frozen blue berrys
An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.
-"Yo Tom, did you bang that girl last night?"
-"Nah man, that girl was dirty. So I gave her a frozen squirrel instead."
When you fill a glove with water, freeze it, then use it to finger a girl’s vagina and asshole at the same time using the gloves fingers.
Guess what Dave! Me and Julie did the frozen chosen last night.
A frozen shaft is where you carefully craft a penis and balls from packable snow and place it somewhere creative, such as, on a mailbox or fence.
Someone put a frozen shaft on the hood of my car and It didn’t fly off til I got to the highway. After a good laugh I continued to feel guilty about my white privilege.