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when a girl sticks a popsicle up her hoo-ha and then has sex with a frozen vagina.
i told her to stick a popsicle in there before i banged her. frozen graveyard!
A phenomenon that occurs when a phallus is exposed to cold air.
"Oh dude you're dick is totally giving me frozen salami lips"
When you shit a fat log, freeze it, then carefully shove it in your girls vagina so she clenches down on it. So eventually it melts then you stitch her vagina up for her rebounds surprise.
" Man Clarissa just makes me wanna shove my Puerto Rican Frozen Banana down her throat."
A string of male ejaculate preserved in a freezer to be used at a later time.
My guy Justin has a bunch of frozen ropes in his freezer for future family planning. He’s pretty smart like that. See where some may dispose of a rope in a tube sock, he hides them under boxes of Eggo Waffles.
Older daytime soap stars who have so much plastic surgery, desperate to cling to appearance of youthfulness to keep their jobs, that their facial expressions are frozen into a strange clone form of their former appearance.
Most of the original cast of the Young & The Restless are now Frozen Soap Clones.
Hey you wanna go up to the frozen playground for a little 3 on 3?
After performing the devils clutch you step into a colder area allowing the testicle to become entrapped. This allows for maximum male orgasms
“Hey mitchell come over on Christmas Eve and let me show you what I got you for your stocking. I’m gonna take you into an ice bath and let you try a Frozen Devils Clutch.”