fruit cake

Shitty Bread

This Fruit Cake is the worse

utility fruit

Slang for an Apple, as it can be easily turned into a smoking device by punching holes in it with a pen.

Lets go to the grocery store and grab some utility fruit.

Citrus Fruit

Another word for the Female reproductive system

"Oh ewwww i hate citrus fruit"
"we know lachlan..."

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slime fruit

(n) The lumpy, gelatinous fruit of the noni tree. The fruit has been used traditionally to repel ants and treat eye ailments. Because of its foul smell, slimy texture and evil taste, some people think that it is good for them, and they drink its juice.

My kids used to enjoy having slime fruit fights, after which they didn't have to worry about being bitten by fire ants.

Fruit Cobbler

Ned's favourite food, pussy magnet and potential Avengers-level threat.

"It reminds me of when Betty and I first fell in love. I had just finished my fruit cobbler, right..." - Ned Leeds

Couch fruit

A person with low sexual morals, perhaps a porn star, corner hooker, or that really slutty partner you had.

"Yooooo, Jon, check out that couch fruit over there"
"Ya, what whore, they are always on the corner"

"Hey Fred, check out this video I found on Pornhub! She is such a couch fruit!!"

Fruit-meter

The way to test it a homie is gay

If you don’t stop I’m gonna use the fruit-meter on you