Rural Dictionary

jacob fuck boi

a fuck boy who has no friends and a stupid hair line.
if you look at his musical.y's it is eye rap and cancerous.
he is the cringiest human of all time.

you are such a jacob fuck boi

by jacob fuck boi January 14, 2018

Lazy fuck boy

A good for nothing sloth ass mother fucker who looks like a wilderbeast and needs to go back to Alabama.

Look at that... That lazy fuck boy needs some milk.

by Boo boo channel April 11, 2016

flatbill fuck bois

Guys with short man syndrome, love to talk shit on the internet, wear flatbills and affliction T shirts. They can usefully be found at a drag strip or fast food joint.

Mickey and Bobby are some real flatbill fuck bois, they are always swinging off each others nuts on Facebook.

by thedecline January 21, 2019

A type of male who is said to come around only once every 1000 years. A male that has fulfilled what is said to be an ancient prophecy . This is a type of fuck boy that has ascended, when you see one you know you're not dealing with an ordinary fuck boy, for they have become what we all fear most, the legendary super fuck boy. It is said that this form can only be achieved by a fuck boy who has the purest of fuck boy intentions. A fuck boy who has never felt any emotional attachment or respect towards a female. This form also increases base fuck boyishness by a factor of 50.

Person 1: Hey did you here about Trevor?

Person 2: Yeah he's seeing over a dozen women right now and he's playing all of them.
Person 1: How can he do that without getting attached to any of them?

Person 2: Didn't you hear? He's a super fuck boy.
Fuck boy The weekend

by Frank farts March 12, 2017

fuck boy hair

When a guy has thick and full hair that is always styled up, also fuck boy hair tends to be liked by females. Also when a guy is super stuck up and has nice hair in general.

The only reason he gets the bitches is because he has fuck boy hair, otherwise he is fugly

by boshithabeast January 25, 2018