The act in which the grilfriends family is home and you can not have sex in the house, so you find the nearest ditch in a soccer field and fuck the woman there lasting a grand smacking total of 7 minutes.
"Damn your parents are home"
" we can go to the fields, i know a great ditch"
*7 minutes later: man creams all over the women's wide vagina and leaves*
That is a Ditch Fucker
White suburban couples whose sex life is reduced to fucking only on Sundays.
Bob and Mary are Sunday fuckers
Fucked as fuck, to be so fucked up already he isnt able to come and hang with the bro's
That fucked fucker never hangs out with us anymore.
Someone who enjoys fucking hobbits or someone who fucks hobbits to loose calories.
Jim: That girl is such a hobbit fucker.
Alex: Yeah but I heard she lost 4,000 calories after fucking with a hobbit for 10 minutes.
A person who is extremely lazy & tries to get out of doing almost everything.
Nathan have you finished welding up them trolleys yet !!! You tired fucker !!!
when a guy or friend decides to act like a complete douchebag, he is considered a kinuckle fucker.
Hey, suck my dick, "no!!!" Just the tip dude, "no!!!!" You kinuckle fucker.