One of the best people in the world. But he doesn't know who loves him, who loves him is a boy. What they say is boys can't love boys. He doesn't like boys. But he's acceptable of those who do but those who do shouldn't choose him. He's so lovable, and well-self-reserved from others.
Jose loves Gabriel Garciaa so much
A silly boy who has huge chunks of dandruff in his hair and likes to scream like a big girl, he also smells slightly strange and has a very very very small penis
Stop screaming and wash your hair you massive Gabriel hollingswood
A super slunt or slune. Drinker of manjuice. Usually one that houses other slunts by the name of Derek. Has no say in their own home as they are usually bullied by their wife, normally named Jan. Also known as king of the mongos
I drank man juice like a Gabriel Sabitini last night
the hottest man in the fucking multiverse!
he is extremely fuckable and very attractive. I love him so much!
cal gabriel is based
A name that literally EVERY SINGLE MALE TEACHER has (Mr. Smith?). A short boy with brown hair and freckles who watches anime all day and everyone wants to see him in a sexy cat suit/dress. He is an amazing person because he doesn’t judge you and he loves everyone whole heartedly. He also has a pretty good sense of humour and nobody is EVER nervous around him. He is such a material girl… but with his flaws. And those flaws are cute so whatever. Everyone should be a Gabriel Smith. He also goes by the name Gabe.
P1: “OMG LOOK AT THE NEW BOY!”
P2: “Oh yeah he looks like a Gabriel Smith”
P1: *becomes friends with new boy*
1 moth later
P2: “Hey P1! How’s it going?”
P1: “Heya! I’m great. Turns out the new boy is SUCH Gabriel Smith! Like I can’t… I just can’t…”
P2: “LOL”
The typical guy who thinks he’s depressed or something also has mass amounts of hentai on his phone he’s been waiting with his little buddy for henna haven to jerk off to his favorite internet waifu and underaged e-girls.
That guy is a Gabriel Rugama what a mindless idiot.