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Girlfriend small and light enough to carry around, much like a lap dog.
After the torrential snowfall, Umberto was forced to carry his lap girlfriend everywhere, as to not moisten the bottom cuffs of her jeans.
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Used as a joke to rip on friends when you see an ugly girl or old lady. substituting a family member for girlfrined is also very effective:
say to friend as you point to a homeless person on the street: "Hey, there's your cousin."
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Girlfriend Metal is the kind of metal band your girlfriend would listen to. That doesn't discount it from being metal, but it is what the name implies.
Girlfriend Metal ex.
Boyfriend: "So, do you like metal?"
Girlfriend: "Yeah, like Avenged Sevenfold?! Totally."
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An Internet-Girlfriend; the couple have never met each other in real life, and the entire relationship is based on email and/or instant messanger conversations.
No need to worry about condoms when you're having virtual sex with your virtual girlfriend!
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A girl who a guy only sees on the weekends because he is not really serious about her. Typically, he is only with her because she is offering something to him on said weekends (ie, sex).
Q: I didn't know Carrie was John's girlfriend. A: Oh, she's only his weekend girlfriend, nothing serious, just sex mostly.
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Looking after you're mate's girlfriend while he's away (for a short or long period), and treating her as if she was your own.
Person 1: "Who's that girl that James is with? Is that his mrs?"
Person 2: "Nah, he's just girlfriend sitting for a few weeks"
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An Australian magazine for teenage girls, teaches them to believe in themselves, like their self image, love themselves and not to go anorexic like half the super models in other magazines. Also teaches methods of masturbation.
Girl:"Have you read this months 'sealed section' of Girlfriend magazine, shoving barbie dolls is the new thing, it works too".
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