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1. Immediately after baking a Strawberry Shortcake, insert index and middle fingers into the pussy
2. Drill fingers in and out until they develop a web
3. Draw fingers out, leaving only the tips in
4. Spread fingers open
5. Take a look through the Stained Glass
As I peered through the Stained Glass, I accidentally coughed and blew a Chinese Weather Balloon
To snort crack out of a hookers muff
Nina - "Did you have a great time with that prostitute last night?"
Glenn - "Yeah i gave her a glass carpet!"
Nina - "PHWOOOAH"
In the middle of TSA checkpoints are glass booths.
These booths are where they make you wait if you require further screening. If you have attitude they keep you there till you miss your flight.
Did you see that lady with the nice rack? The TSA glass boxed her for 20 minutes.
Breaking a glass bottle over a person's head.
Drew was so drunk and belligerent last night, he almost gave Simon a glass hat!
When someone is clearly gay, but is trapped by their own internalized homophobia or other circumstance that prevents them from coming out.
Katrina: “Go fuck yourself Grant”
Grant: “Gaybe I will”
Maddox: “Hey guys let’s keep the love affair on the down low at work”
Katrina: “That’s rich coming from someone living in a glass closet Maddox”
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The act of wearing a penis on your face like sunglasses.
Im feeling frisky. Time to get the skin glasses out.
I wear my skin glasses at night before sex, before sex.