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A nigger made of glass or participates in making others out of glass, like when you push em over they shatter like a real nigger does but he just steals your bike instead of smashing glass.
Tyson "Ay yo look, it's a glass nigger!"
Furb "That's my dad you rock nigger!"
To crush, gush, swoon or otherwise fall all over one's self for Ira Glass of This American Life.
Uh-oh, turn off the radio. She's Glass crushing again.
Breaking a glass bottle over a person's head.
Drew was so drunk and belligerent last night, he almost gave Simon a glass hat!
1. Immediately after baking a Strawberry Shortcake, insert index and middle fingers into the pussy
2. Drill fingers in and out until they develop a web
3. Draw fingers out, leaving only the tips in
4. Spread fingers open
5. Take a look through the Stained Glass
As I peered through the Stained Glass, I accidentally coughed and blew a Chinese Weather Balloon
To snort crack out of a hookers muff
Nina - "Did you have a great time with that prostitute last night?"
Glenn - "Yeah i gave her a glass carpet!"
Nina - "PHWOOOAH"
When someone is clearly gay, but is trapped by their own internalized homophobia or other circumstance that prevents them from coming out.
Katrina: “Go fuck yourself Grant”
Grant: “Gaybe I will”
Maddox: “Hey guys let’s keep the love affair on the down low at work”
Katrina: “That’s rich coming from someone living in a glass closet Maddox”
The act of wearing a penis on your face like sunglasses.
Im feeling frisky. Time to get the skin glasses out.
I wear my skin glasses at night before sex, before sex.