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The creepy kiss lil girls give to the audience/judges in Jon Benet Ramsey type events, uh, "pageants". A glitter kiss begins with an innocent air kiss followed by a breath of glitter blown in said direction.
Full glitz but please no glitter kisses y'all. The Best Western charges extra for the cleanup.
When you order a dick glitter bomb from Pranks Anonymous and it explodes in the person face covering them with little dick shaped glitter.
Damn, Jerry sent Marry a Dick Glitter bomb from Pranks Anonymous and it took 10 years for her to get it off her rug.
A very tall bald man who frequents strip clubs or titty bars. He consistently has glitter on his dome and nether regions. Or, a very very gay man.
Rod just got divorced again, the glitter man reared his ugly head and his wife found stripper dust on his drawers.
In stairway to heaven those lines go together.
There s a lady who s sure all that glitter is gold.
There's a lady we all know who shines white light and wants to show how everything
still turn to gold. Also the singer says: your stairway lies in the whispering wind.. Meaning that she doesn't have to go to the expensive store to get to heaven(a zeppelin goes to the sky
so led Zeppelin is heaven for her so she can go meet them in jogging pants and a ugly t shirt.
All that glitter is gold like every thing still turn to gold.
Foreign material stuck in ones beard. Saw dust, metal shavings, grass clippings, chip dust, popcorn, etc.
Man 1: (having just finished a bag of Doritos.)
Man 2: “You have some beard glitter there Ron”
Lie to me to make me feel good about myself
How did I do on that presentation? You can glitter me if you want to!