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goober nuts

a guy with bruised/pruny nuts

tessa nut checked jason and gave him goober nuts nut checked

by ben dover October 4, 2004

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Goober Vonrazzledazzle Jinkins

A creature that uses odd facial expressions, drinks cream soda like it falls from the sky and has a very firm butt.

Did you see that Goober Vonrazzledazzle Jinkins ?

Yeah bro, I like the wagon shes draggin .

by Bigf00tz August 27, 2008

17πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Goofy Goober

Goofy Goober - A goofy goober is someone who is retarded to the point that they don’t know what a simp is.

Sam Burke is a Goofy Goober honestly 🀦🏼 β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌ β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌ ♂️

by COCKFUCKER200 March 12, 2020

5πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Goober, Goob, or Gooby

Gu-burr Goober: 1. a nice way of calling someone an idiot after they've done something idiotic. 2. A nice way of telling someone they are wrong about something.

Guuub Goob. 1. A shortened form of the word above.

OMG you are a such a goober, the sky is orange!!!!!

by Angel July 3, 2003

38πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Whooping your goober

The act of seriously cranking one out. Jacking off your fucking goober (penis) in excess. Once one begins to whoop their goober (typically around age 13) one cannot stop. Their goober stays in the state of needing to be whooped. Some may say whooping your goober is physically demanding, therefore, can be a very effective fitness alternative for males.

Rooster why where you whooping your goober to gay porn? Rooster replied: "Because it's epic!!!!!"

by gooberwhooper January 20, 2023


goofy little goober

goofy little goober

person 1: goofy little goober

person 2: goofy little goober

by bigpoopoodiarrheaman October 12, 2022


Goofy Goober

Derogatory Phrase used against cotton pickers

Get back to the fields you fucking goofy goober

by Cotton_Lover420 June 29, 2022

2πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž