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The act of raising somebody's hopes with an erroneous claim that makes the speaker look foolish. This claim is made with good intentions but is so faulty that it utterly fails to affect the general mood positively. In many cases the result of pumping somebody's grundle is negative.
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LeRoy: Aw shit, that shorty over there, she's fine as hell. I'd hit that like a piñata on cinco de mayo!
Marcus: She's FUGLY homey, don't pump my grundle, she's just nasty...
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after a male sweats profuesly after having sex, the female than licks the grundle sweat and pukes of the mans unit and than proceeds to give him head
the girl smells like a salty grundle licker, her mom eat the salty grundle licker, i loves the salty grundle licker
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When you aim to kick someone square in the jaw but miss with your flying front kick, only to hit them square in the face with the area between your nutsack and balls.
Sometimes I think you UD 'volunteer' editor need a good grundle smacking
The grundle grande is when you run your hand from your grundle to your balls then proceed to slap someone in the face
Man did u hear about Jeff. Kyle hit him with the old grundle grande. Hope Kyle showered yesterday
The grundle grande is when on a hot moist day you run your hand from your grundle to your balls and then proceed to slap someone in the face
Man did you hear about Jeff . Kyle hit him with the old grundle grande. Hope Kyle showered yesterday
The thick film of scrotum or vagina sweat/seepage and anus sweat/seepage collected on the grundle leading to an unmistakable stench
I went down on Jamie and immediately came back up because of her grundle gouda.
A build up of sweat and unwashed buttcrack that results in a sticky, buttery poo-paste that may stain underwear or make it difficult to wipe successfully.
"Oh man, I keep wiping but there's just so much grundle butter! Maybe it's time to see a doctor..."