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The guy who sticks with you no matter what you go through. The guy who you can be yourself around. The guy who gives you the best advice. The guy who tells it like it is. The guy who jokes around with you just to make you laugh. The guy who doesn't care if you hang with him infront of the guys, and will still knowledge you if your there. The guy who never cares what anyone has to think of you, for he forms his own decisions on what he thinks of you. The guy who sees the best in you. The guy who does anything you need him to. Normally the guy you grew up, or went to school with, but not always. A soul mate, not necessarily the love kinda way, but as in the "I'm here to ride or die with you, to show you the way, to be the brother example, to teach you valuable life lessons," Kinda soul mate. You don't always fall in love, like the movies, but some people will say you will, and joke about how you should be together. You'll hang out so much that everyone will think your dating. The type of person who will be your biggest fan. Sometimes ends up being the god father to you kid, if y'all don't get married. The person who is your guy bestfriend, is "perfect" example of what you need to find in someone, not judgemental, kind, caring, supporting, role model, loving, type of brother, awesome, super hero, epic, funny, supporting, and anything else good anyone can think of.
Lisa: Why do guys always hang out?
Octivia: Because that's my guy bestfriend.
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A Kitkat Guy is a large, usually muscular male who finds amusement in stupid things like his vintage Kitkat t-shirt that he probably got at Walmart and thinks is clever. He also can commonly be found without a shirt as to show off his abs while he washes his parents car. Generally has a small amount of facial hair he thinks is "rugged." His favorite part of the school day is gym class. Will respond in a hostile manner when his masculinity is questioned in a situation. Recite out of date terms such as "broham" "rad" "the bomb" psych!" and "off the hook" Most reside in upper-middle class white suburbs.
That Kitkat guy is currently washing his parents car without a shirt on but he's still wearing a necklace, what a douche bag.
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A man who takes any opportunity to mention his wife in an admiring manner.
"He's such a wife guy, you'd think she hung the stars for him."
"Right? The other day I told him I've been thinking about getting a new couch and you know what he said? 'Oh, yeah my WIFE found ours online.'"
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A tent guy is a stone cold pimp he specializes in pitching tents and laying pipe, his diet includes quick trip foods, beer, twisted teas, American honey, fine smoke ables, curse words and offten playing the scratchoffs trying to scratch his way off the job site. His most used phrases include "you know that Heywood guy? Well he's pissed" or "Craig just called and he said why the hell isn't this shit done by now". He's not to be trifled with as a tent guy is somewhat of a ninja and a boxer all in one though most times hell just smack the shit out of you! He's a hard working badass sommabitch you heard me!!!
Look at that tent guy over there I bet he lives strong and drops the god damned hammer!!! Man those tent guys in that Silverado next to us sure are some lookers
A girl who plays multiple guys at the same time by charming them each individually, and usually the guys she is playing don't know each other.
She uses them for money, sex, drugs - etc whatever she wants out of them. Sometimes she just does it for her own personal esteem and female empowerment.
Regardless of the tactics or motives, the girl always extremely manipulative and deceiving, so her charm is enough to keep her "pawns" around for long periods of time.
Her targets ("pawns") are usually guys who have vulnerable personalities, low self-esteem, low intelligence, etc. all of these don't have to be present qualities and sometimes none are present. Basically anyone who allows her to see their "weak side" is a potential "pawn".
"Dude you need to break it off with that chick right now, I think she's a guy collector, I saw her at the movies last week with someone, and again at the park the next day with someone else! She's playin you man"
1. The IT man at your place of employment. Often can be bribed with brownies.
2. My brother, who, in his awesomeness happens to know everything about computers.
Techie Guy:
These types often play WOW, but it's not a requirement. Interests include LAN parties, dark beer, and techie girls.
When you take a poo so large and vulgar you can't help but squint a quick look at it before you flush.
"Damn the pasta last night didn't sit right and I had to drop a guy grossi"