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A gym show pony are usually newbies who try to act big and strong but they're actually clueless. They normally come in groups of 2 or 3, they spend their time gossiping talking about rainbows and unicorns and the guy/girl they met on the weekend, what they ate in the last couple days while glancing over their shoulder scanning others while they're working out. The usually do spot a few who they would like to compete with whether it's strength, endurance or what they're wearing. Gym Show Ponies waste their time by going from one machine to another only to do 5-10 reps on each one. They grunt while they deadlift to attract attention before slamming the barbell whilst giving their self claimed competitor a deadly affirmation that they're strong and try to beat that if you can. They proudly walk around as if they own the gym when in actual fact they look like they've got a dick stuck up their ass and they try to secretly wedge it out while they walk.
Selena is such a Gym Show Pony, all she does is watch other people and talk about her private life.
Kevin thinks his Mr hot shot. I died from laughter the moment I saw him leg press 100 pounds, I think he did 8 reps before he jumped off to catch his breath.
The "Gym" is also referred to as the love-making room. When people say this, they most likely mean the actual physical epicenters where one works out. However, when in a sexual context, like fingers shaking, one could assume that the speaker is talking sexually about their partner.
"Luc at the gym yesterday was vibrating"
"Uhhhh what? That is weird to say, I don't go this far with Ella"
"He was working out 😏, can you not tell I am using the Gym (sexual connotation)"
A failed police officer than cannot make it as a regular police officer. A position in which the officer can do nothing and still brag about being on the force.
Typically these officers have not made a collar in many (many) years.
Pete was so inept at being on the street they assigned him as a police gym instructor.
When taking tests in middle school and high school PE classes and you're forced to lay down on the floor, the floor is often cold enough that it causes female's nipples to stiffen up, and male's penises to become erect. The males seeing the results of the female's condition only worsens the male's response to the syndrome.
Often referred to as 'GFS' in passing.
Guy 1: Did you check out Becky's Gym Floor Syndrome?
Guy 2: I know, and thanks to that it's gonna be after lunch before my own GFS goes away.
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Saying men use to compare something extremely embarrassing, to. Derived from experience some male teenagers go threw in which they get an erection in a gym class that ends up being extremely noticeable because of the loose basketball shorts everyone must wear in gym class.
Steve, "Dude did you just fart in front of Lisa?"
Brad, "Yeah, it was more embarrassing then a boner in gym class!"
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Gym Teacher-ing is defined as one who wears sweatpants and sweatshirts at inappropriate times (like at a party). This comes from the lackadaisical nature of gym teachers and their ability to hold professions which require them to do nothing and still get paid a salary, so in effect pointing out that some one is "Gym Teaching" (wearing sweatpants & sweat shirt) is an insult.
I was lazy and tired to day, so I Gym teached to classed.
"Yo you ready to go to the party?" friend
"Yeah but your not why the hell are you gym teacher-ing right now?" me
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boys basketball shorts worn by bros who go to hardcore shows.
"yo did you see those posi gym shorts the kid in the pit is wearing?"
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