dead horse

Australian rhyming slang for "tomato Sauce"

oi macka, give us some of that dead horse for me pie

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reverse horse

since most horses that are white have black penises, if you are white with a black penis- you are a reverse horse.

Billy: hey timmy lets compare penises!
Timmy: Oh my god why is your penis black but you are white?
Billy: Because i'm a reverse horse!!

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horse face

A girl who's features resemble that of a horse.

Hey, that girl on the rugby team is such a horse face. I bet she runs all the time. Nick name: seabiscuit.

or
Sarah Jessica Parker

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horse teeth

The horse teeth condition occurs in some women when they smile. Smiling causes their upper lip to move up way above their gums, revealing huge teeth and big red gums, much like a horse's mouth.

I could never date a girl who had horse teeth.

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The Big Horse

The Big Horse is a twist on message board abbreviation for "To Be Honest". Started because someone asked what "tbh" meant, and after thinking about it, thought it meant The Big Horse.

I need sleep mate the big horse.

or

The big horse I don't like that song.

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pommel horse

A)When the chick gets on top and decides to do it like the man.

B) A deuce resembling said real-life object

Dude, I don't think you wanna go wit that chick because apparently she likes to pommel horse the shit outta people.

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Horse Barto

A MAN WHO LOVES THE SENSATION OF A LARGE HORSE COCK SLOWLY SLIDING DOWN THE ANAL CAVITY.

Emmett: 'OH HORSEY'.
Rickie: Horse barto save some for me you bad boy
Emmett: ' You want some'
Rickie: Yes horse barto

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