Get a hamburger cum on it shit on it and spit on it then eat it
Gabe had to eat the Horrible Hamburger last night
When a female puts their vagina lips on someone's face or forehead. The female version of Tea bagging.
"Ohh man she totally hamburger stamped me on the forehead last night"
To fold the two testicle over the penis, then proceeding to squeeze the testicles to ejaculate with optimal force.
I got my nuts stuck in a vending machine, only way out is the hamburger manouever
The poofy haired vagina of an overweight 40+ Black haired woman that has a pickle fragment dangling from within its entanglement of mingle twine.
Dude, she took off her panties and there it was, a Turkish hamburger. She had to be 40+ and queefed pickles.
The best, yet most disgusting thing to whisper in your friends ear
O: Hey I gotta secret
P: what?
O: macaroni and cheese hamburger
P: *rips his organs out
When you pass out on the toilet and you have marks on your forehead from laying on the toilet to long.
I was so shit faced that I was a greasy hamburger before I left the bar.
what you do when you get scammed by a smelly curry muncher and need to take your anger out
I went hamburger mode on my teacher Mary Lusk after I got scammed out of all my money.