Doug walked in on me browning the hamburger meat yesterday
A variation of a hand job. The fist is applied to the penis, flattening it against the body.
This action mimics the flattening of ground beef into a hamburger patty, thus the name.
Dude 1: I heard she gives a wild knuckle hamburger.
Dude 2: Yeah bro my dick was as flat as a Steak n Shake burger!
When slippery when wet signs grow limbs and chugs bleach
Person 1: Another wet hamburger happened at the shops
Person 2: Nice dude
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Noun: Death
"You're actually closer to dea- "
"NO. SCHTOP. PLEASHE CALL IT HAMBURGER TIME WHEN YOU ARE AROUND USH."
"hankboigers times 🥰🥰"
You're closer to "hamburger time" if you don't see a doctor
A hospital that is notorious for causing patients to die.
John had a big rash on his nuts now he is dead only two days after because of that wretched hamburger factory!
A person; friend, relative, genius, idiot.
Wat up Hamburger King! Yo where's Hamburger King???
Listen Hamburger King...