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A variation of a hand job. The fist is applied to the penis, flattening it against the body.
This action mimics the flattening of ground beef into a hamburger patty, thus the name.
Dude 1: I heard she gives a wild knuckle hamburger.
Dude 2: Yeah bro my dick was as flat as a Steak n Shake burger!
When slippery when wet signs grow limbs and chugs bleach
Person 1: Another wet hamburger happened at the shops
Person 2: Nice dude
Hello guys welcome to Jon hamburger gaming, today we will be gaming, valorant is the game of choice today, a team vs team class battle game.
Bro have you seen that new Jon hamburger video!?
Noun: Death
"You're actually closer to dea- "
"NO. SCHTOP. PLEASHE CALL IT HAMBURGER TIME WHEN YOU ARE AROUND USH."
"hankboigers times 🥰🥰"
You're closer to "hamburger time" if you don't see a doctor
A hospital that is notorious for causing patients to die.
John had a big rash on his nuts now he is dead only two days after because of that wretched hamburger factory!
When you’re quickly eating a hamburger and the bite pieces form together in your esophagus and lock up
Oh man, Rory was having bad hamburger lock, someone gave her the Heimlich maneuver
Doug walked in on me browning the hamburger meat yesterday