A variation of a hand job. The fist is applied to the penis, flattening it against the body.
This action mimics the flattening of ground beef into a hamburger patty, thus the name.
Dude 1: I heard she gives a wild knuckle hamburger.
Dude 2: Yeah bro my dick was as flat as a Steak n Shake burger!
When slippery when wet signs grow limbs and chugs bleach
Person 1: Another wet hamburger happened at the shops
Person 2: Nice dude
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Noun: Death
"You're actually closer to dea- "
"NO. SCHTOP. PLEASHE CALL IT HAMBURGER TIME WHEN YOU ARE AROUND USH."
"hankboigers times 🥰🥰"
You're closer to "hamburger time" if you don't see a doctor
A hospital that is notorious for causing patients to die.
John had a big rash on his nuts now he is dead only two days after because of that wretched hamburger factory!
A fictional version of pants where instead of fabric, they’re made of hamburgers. Hamburger pants are said to be made out of stacked Big Macs that are glued together with cheese.
Elliot is sitting in front of Milo in art class, staying silent until he utters the name of the most disgraceful piece of clothing ever imagined, “Hamburger pants.” Milo stares at him in shock and fear, trembling in his seat as Elliot laughs maniacally.
A person; friend, relative, genius, idiot.
Wat up Hamburger King! Yo where's Hamburger King???
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