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Famed for being mentioned on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, a Dutch Hat is when your partner wears a toy windmill on their head and you urinate on the windmill causing it to spin.
Traditionally the urinator would wear wooden shoes as to not step in his own urine.
"Jodie, your hair looks greasy today, didn't you shower?"
"Not since my boyfriend gave me the old Dutch Hat."
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The seye-hat is a tampon taped to your forehead to let everybody know what a pussy you are. Often worn by Nigerian lawyers.
I told him he didn't have a chance with those girls once they saw his seye-hat.
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Refered to when something has been brought up, or posted on forum multiple times.
"this is such an old hat, find something original"
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A baseball hat with a mesh backing, the quintessential accessory of scumbag-chic fashion. It's one of the many Paradoxes of American School-age Culture: Rich kids paying out the ass to look like the kids they make fun of.
John Q. Public dumped a pail of garbage on John Doe's head, stating he only wanted to make the financially-disproportionated youth feel at home. He then placed a filthy Von Dutch Trucker hat on his head and heading home to smoke some butts and play Xbox.
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A condom that protects from whores.
"Dude that bitch is nasty, you better wear a whore hat."
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1. Any hat worn by a pimp, so by definition any hat has the ability to be a pimp hat if it is worn by a pimp.
2. Any hat with yellow and red fur on it.
Person 1: Check out that sweet hat with yellow and red fur on it!!!
Person 2: That my friend, is a pimp hat.
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Referring to the infamous "I put on my robe and wizard hat" line used in a cyber sex session made famous by bash.org. Used to describe someone capable of ruining a conversation with anyone of the opposite sex beyond the point of repair.
"Hey, who was that hot girl Joey was talking to yesterday?"
"Dunno, he went all robe and hat on her, scared her off."
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