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Lesbi-hobos are lesbians who are homeless and have no respect for personal boundaries. They feed on garbage and fresh pretty girls. Much like zombies. Victims are usually girls who are drunk and can't defend themselves. Always seen in ripped flannel, black beanie hats, dirty knock off Birkenstocks, and dirt covered wet trench coats.
If you see any lesbi-hobos, do not approach them. They are wild animals. They do not like men, so always have one with you; gay or straight.
"She got raped after dark in the mall parking lot by 4 lesbi-hobos."
"Look at those lesbi-hobos sleeping by the fence."
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Townies,Hobo's, White Trash, Fake wanna be baller's that look for the daily drink specials and bottle service's such as discounted vodka's like Absolute, Gordons, Triple distilled gasoline etc. Hang out at the local tap and order dollar shots for everyone. Will only hang out at bars that give discounts or free drinks etc. People who where trends from 2-3 yrs ago and still think its hot.
Hey man I know the bar tender at this spot I got the hook up. Why go anywhere else, I get dollar shots! I got you man I got you know worries. Tonight I'm Hobo Ballin! Hey may the club has $80 dollar bottles of Gordon's Vodka man I will go half on a bottle man. Im Hobo Ballin tonight my guys at the door will hook it up. Let me valet my 1995 benz.
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Ever want a root beer float but cant find any ice cream. This drink is the thing for you. fill a glass half full with ice then pour in half milk and half root beer (preferably A&W) then stir and voila you've got an easier to make cheaper root beer float with all the taste and none of the hassle
"I could go for a root beer float right about now." - guy 1
"we got any ice cream?" - genius
"dang it i think we ate it all!" - guy 1
"if we got milk we got hobo floats!" - genius
"holy crap your a genius" - guy 1
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When wondering around your local town, you may recognise the regular homeless people wondering around the streets. Connect hobo is where you must find and name four hobos in one day. the first person to four wins!
"Ah hey look its charlie the crazy gold fish eating hobo."
"CONNECT HOBO!"
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Muddy pile of fecal matter found on the sidewalk in urban areas.
Hobo Mud is plentiful around 17th and Capp street in San Francisco.
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Super intense kissing, like normal kissing, except dirtier (and sometimes bloody, that's just what happens when you don't have a dental plan)
(warning: hobo kisses can induce stabbing and robbing you of everything in your pockets)
Jeff: Sally is sure a good kisser
Steve: did she give you Hobo Kisses?
Jeff: HELLZ YEAH
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After the bowl has been smoked, or the joint has been toked, what remains is the "hobo hoot." There is the possibility of getting some smoke from it, but it will probably be half resin, and will undoubtedly taste awful. It refers mostly to the smoking of marijuana, but can refer to anything in the proper context.
I think this bowl is ashed, anyone want a hobo hoot?
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