cunt hooks

The index and middle fingers held up, palm towards your body -- indicating "hooking/pulling up into a vagina". . .
OR just a general vulgar reference to the fingers.

If he puts his dirty little cunt hooks anywhere NEAR my girlfriend, I'll break 'em right off!

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captain hook

someone whos dick is formed in a hook shape.

GRL 1:holy shit did you see jake cohens pee pee?
BOY 1: yeah man he has a captain hook!

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hooking marlin

To nod off repeatedly when tired in a motion resembling hooking a fish, namely, a marlin.

originated in Lompoc, CA

During that lecture I was totally hooking marlin.

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hooking up

for middle school: making out.
for high school and beyond: any type of sexual activities usually refering to sex.

middle: dude me and sharon were hooking up at the movies last night.
high school: oh man at that party me and alexa were hooking up in the bathroom.

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Rusty Hook

To Insert your finger into your anus and then fishook the inside of someones mouth attempting to scratch the inside of there mouth.

"Oh My God! You Just got Rusty Hooked! your mouth is all shitty and bloody!"

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hook up

v. To provide or return.

"Hook me up with some greens"

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off the hook

Intense or out of control, but typically in a good or fascinating way. The term is derived from a boxing metaphor - when boxers train on a heavy bag they can knock the bag "off the hook". Also see "knock him out of the box" for another popular boxing metaphor.

Did you see that Russian climbing video? Damn, those dudes were flipping off four story buildings! It was off the hook!

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