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"My basset hound is gay," is what to say when your basset is raping another dog.
"Mr. Basset" grabbed the chihuahua by the collar, shook it into unconsciousness, and then drove his huge red tadger into the chihuahua's rump.
"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
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During sexual intercourse the male shover his penis really far up the womens vagina that she starts crying and wimpering like a dog.
last night i gave my wife a german blood hound and now she cant walk.
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The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.
As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show
Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
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an extremely racist person and or a person who really likes anal sex
Person 1: I heard kameron is a huge brown hound.
Person 2: WHAT
When you get your ass beat by a group of 3.
“That guy got hounded last night!”
Someone that digs through sheets and sheets of data to find a single entry, event, etc.
There was an error last night and we're not sure what happened; let's ask Mike to look at the logs, he's a real data hound.
A thirsty man that is in every woman's inbox, direct messages etc in search of a date or sex.
"Hey girl! Johnny been inboxing me all day about catching dinner and a movie. " "Girl, he sent that to me too! He is an inbox hound. He sends that stuff to everyone."