hump day

The middle of the work week, wednesday, or the beginning of the weekend, depending on your level of addiction to alcohol.
The day of the almighty hump day soiree

Man, Delta Chi had a kick ass hump day soiree last week!

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Head Hump

When a person, usually a boy, stands infront of the victim, with the victims head at penis height, grabbing the back of the head and pumping twice, thrusting the penis into the face of the victim, whilst saying "UNSA UNSA".
This usually causes great embarassment, and ones face is left feeling rather defiled.

Dan: Damn, I just got head humped!
Paul: Oh *Precedes to head hump dan* UNSA UNSA
Dan: F*%KING HELL

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forest hump

The porno version of Forest Gump.

Nat: "Oh man I watched Forest hump last night, it was great."
Noah: "Don't you mean forest gump?"
Nat: "No, forest hump."
Noah: "..Oh."

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Legit Humping

When two consenting members of the opposite sex enter a legal binding marriage and get their hump on!

lets get some 'legit humping' on the go

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Hump It & Dump It

The act of vigorously humping then immediately dumping a girl or guy, usually for the sole purpose of being a prick..

-Dude I just fucked the hot ass chick from 2nd street!!!

-Dude you better hump it & dump it cuz I heard that bitch got the herpaly-erpalies!!!

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Humping Dog

A dog that humps your grandma repeatedly

My humping dog humps my grandma

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dry humping

an alternative use of the term employed by relief pitchers in baseball that describes the act of 'warming up' in the bullpen and never getting the chance to go 'in'.

When the starting pitcher was struggling in the game, the manager had Jason warm up but since he never got in the game it was just another case of dry humping.

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