Gay as fuck watch out boys he may be on your dick right now!!
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Ian is really smart sweet and kind but shy around the people he like
Ian would be great with a Taylor
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quotes from ian:
MY KNEES ARE HUNGRY
I eat plate and sit on grass
no u
n o
any body wants some BEANS?
uncle Gary likes caves apparently
things you should not call ian:
Jackie chan
seriously if you call me Jackie chan one more time I will take all your beans at 3 am
let the potato (ian) rest for 5 more minutes
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They are nice, funny, and trustworthy. Ians tend to be homosexual, yet can be afraid to admit it. It isn't out of the ordinary for Ians to live their entire lives in what some call the "Iron Closet", which is just an internal deep denial of their sexuality. You will never have to be afraid to let Ians around your girlfriend. However, your boyfriend is a different story. They are tall, handsome, and tend to have good relationships with their mothers. Some theorize that due to an absence of a father figure in some lives, this is what can lead to an Ian's gayness. Overall, they are fun loving people who love to have fun with and in guys.
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Ian is smarter than most people. He is very competitive and sometimes rather lose his friends than an argument. Ian's are generally tall fellas who have red curly hair. It is said his beard is the most magnificent in all the land. People come from far and wide to gaze upon his godly beard. Ian is quite shy at first but once you become close to him he is one of the loudest people you can meet. People ask Ian for guidance all the time, so much so that some call him Ian the elder. Ian eats anything that is placed in front if him and is never full. He is honest loyal and will never turn away from people in need.
Did you hear about Ian's beard.
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An Ian is a person that sucks at videogames.
Oh my god, your friend sucks at this game, he's such an Ian.
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An amazing caring family man that somehow cares about you endlessly but at the same time couldnโt wait long enough for you to pack a bag
The son of an Ian:My dad is the greatest you can tell he really loves me because he waited a full minute for me to get my books
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