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educated idiot

A person who has a high degree of education, yet lacks the common sense to figure things out that most people can plainly understand. Behavior examples of educated idiots:

1. A double standard usually applies to the educated idiot. They’re above the rules frequently, or so they think.
2. Can lack a moral compass showing how to treat their fellow man like they would like to be treated, but wonders why nobody likes them.
3. They think since they have this high education it gives them superiority over those who couldn’t afford to get the education they possess. That high priced education brings about an ego trip in numerous instances with the educated idiot.

4. Brags about their higher education like everyone is supposed to be impressed. If those people aren’t impressed the educated idiot can’t figure out why we are not.

5. Doesn’t usually treat their friends, spouses, or coworkers with any respect. This results in affairs, lost friendships, etc., etc., yet the educated idiot cannot figure out why this has happened to them.

The education is merely a foot in the door for jobs and a lot of frustrating relationships

“I can’t believe they hired that educated idiot to fill that job opening as a supervisor. She couldn’t even figure out how to do an employee job performance review and had to have one of the hourly clerical people sit beside her to do one!!! Good grief what an educated idiot!!!”

“Gosh, my friend got Jennifer is bragging yet again about the fact she has a masters degree in elementary education. She says she’s going for her doctorate next. Oh, by the way she had to throw in a couple of insult jabs at me due to the fact I’m a waitress for a living. And by the way Tina, she said her husband Jeff has cheated on her again. Yet she refuses to sleep with him!!! God, what a full blown educated idiot she is!!!!”

by TikkiTavi678 September 1, 2020

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idiot check

On a cleanup after everyone thinks they have everything in the truck, someone goes back in to do one last thorough check.

Hey Scott go do an Idiot Check so we can get the hell out of here!

by Mr. Peterson January 14, 2007

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Idiot

A person with no sense .

a slow driver is an idiot.

by The spellerer April 7, 2017

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Blatant Idiot

Someone who is much beyond an average idiot, and has quite simply become so stupid it is ridiculous.

A person may be a blatant idiot if they ask stupid questions, or think an apple is an orange.

by Monkey man3000 June 18, 2009


Idiot Explorer

A disparaging term for Internet Explorer, especially given its higher propensity towards a slow computer/webpage experience, increased chances of malware or even toolbar infestations, and even in some cases, a bad layout since there are certain web designers that stopped bothering to design for IE compatibility. Thus, anybody who willingly uses IE despite MUCH better alternatives being installed on the computer is an idiot, hence "Idiot Explorer".

Gus (calling): Hey, I was trying to open this website and it keeps freezing, and there's 5 toolbars and every site I opened seems to have a popup. What's going on?
Me: Gus, for Pete's sake... How many times have I told you to stop using Idiot Explorer?

by edw007 May 18, 2014


Idiot Son

The son of an accomplished man (usually wealthy) who can't replicate his father's success, usually because he had everything handed to him on a silver platter as a kid and/or wasn't blessed with his father's abilities (frequently because his father married a trophy wife, thereby who diluting those abilities).

James is an idiot son. He'll never be able to take over his father's business.

by Douglas31 November 26, 2007

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Village Idiot

See George W Bush.

In 1555, Nostradamus wrote:
Come the millennium, month 12, in the home of greatest power, the village idiot will come forth to be acclaimed the leader.

by Stoneur August 7, 2003

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